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The best comment I've seen so far about the Kansas Swifty Chiefs was this one from a lady in New York: "Yes, that's right you MAGA morons; we ruined football. And if you don't give us back our bodily autonomy, we'll ruin all your other sports, too."

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Oh my gosh, that’s hilarious.

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"We're coming for NASCAR!!!! EV Racecars! Left Turns! Left Turns! Bwaaaa haaa haaa haaaaaa!"

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W…Anchor LOLOLOLOLOL

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The BEST!!!

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"Wha' a Wanckah"!

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The lady knitting while calmly explaining Travis Kelce’s physiological and psychological reactions won the day.

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She’s a hero.

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I thought I was gonna choke….it’s hilarious! 😂😂😂

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That was amazing. It was a great spiel but the knitting put it over the top. I kept waiting for her to take a sip of coffee, but, no.

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And never dropped a stitch as far as I could tell.

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She's got talent. If I'm casting for SNL, I'm dialing her up right now.

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I’d have to agree. It was brilliant.

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If you didn’t watch the video I can’t explain any more than I have. If you’re questioning why I liked it, to each his/her own. :D

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Miss Aja said what I’ve been saying ever since that GD golden escalator……these past 8 years of crap were payback for President Obama’s jabs at that historic Correspondents Dinner. And now, we can’t get him to go away…..

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The Deep State is working on it!

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Y'know now I REALLY want to see Biden have a "Dark Brandon Translator" with him at the Correspondent's Dinner. Not sure who exactly. Ryan Gosling or Travis Kelce maybe? They've chapped a lot of pasty white a**es this year.

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Almost too much to absorb today, Jay. But I’m definitely a fan of the animals caring for each other. Thanks for all the time and effort you put in to keep us all updated.

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I look forward to your Saturday email all week. They never disappoint!

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The woman knitting as she explains the Kelce/Reid video. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I may never recover!!

This was a fantastic compilation! I’m looking forward to the demise of Matt Gaetz, too. Thanks so much, Jay for bring smiles to our faces! We sure need it!

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I hope he finally faces justice for trafficking. We’ll see.

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The little monkey and the parrot: 🥹🫶🏻

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Oh man, I died and went to heaven for a moment there

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Omg that Maniac video—PRICELESS!! Thanks for the laughs Jay!!

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The 80s were a wild time.

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The best and worst all at once, for sure!

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That guy could be a grandpa right now. {snort-snicker}

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🤣👏

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I hung out in the (gay) clubs quite a bit in the 80s and I never saw anything like THAT! Holy Moly! And WTH? I'm embarrassed for them.

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SAME!!! 👏👏

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The video has been removed ☹️

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Oh no!!!! It was so great…😶

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Donald Trump is having a horrible week, so along comes the Lincoln Project to make it even worse for him. This is brutal and very funny:

https://open.substack.com/pub/therickwilson/p/fred-trump-has-a-message-for-donald?r=2vk1c6&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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Got my husband to LOL at the many hilarious Taylor Bowl 😉💖 memes ... my absolute fave was the Travis/Aaron comparison. Unfortunate hair choice indeed, Top Knot Boy!!!

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I salute you, sir. That was epic from start to finish!! We have all endured waaay too many “xeets”, far too few giggles ✌️

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MTG knows bullshit well. She sees it in every reflection.

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How's this for comic relief...Jeff Tiedrich linked to a tRump "GoFundMe"account to raise cash to help pay for his ca. $450 mil penalty for business fraud...yes, the Orange Gobshite is yet again playing the "other people's money" game, getting the begging bowl out to be filled by his cult followers. Sure, skip a car payment to help tRump pay off the fraud judgment...LOL

https://twitter.com/SundaeDivine/status/1758712753710047438

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Who wants to be the one to tell them it's against Paypal ToS to raise money related to criminal activity?

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I believe this one was considered civil (although everything they do seems criminal IMO) but taxes would be due on gifts so I hope the IRS is watching all of it.

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But fraud charges are still a criminal activity, even if it was a civil trial. Point is you can't raise money for anything _related to_ a crime. I am not sure if it includes lawyer fees, but I know it counts for judgments.

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Oh excellent, Thank you! 💙

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And since only the insane would loan to him, he's down to his pocket, selling properties, or giving Daddy Vladdy some head.

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The Helsinki pic looked like he was told to swallow but you can tell he wanted to spit. 🙈

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No one in this part of the world will accept Rump's rubles. MBS likely has tfg on hold as I type.......

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I’m pretty sure he’s already done that. 😜

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The sad state of the people that actually donated…🤣

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Up to $55K now. Altho, to be fair, some are contributing the $5 minimum to make snarky remarks and then request a refund

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I love this for them! 👏

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Those people have more free time than I do, but I'm glad they have hobbies. Haha.

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That 80s video was a pretty good representation of the decade but almost painful to watch. 🤣 I recommend everyone watch the official video for “Safety Dance” if you want a true WTF??? moment.

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I still have nightmares about everyone looking at their hands in that video

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Thanks for the laugh out loud at the t-shirt at the end.

Great round up!

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