Trump discovering a semicolon is like a velociraptor learning how to open a door. That had me LMFAO. I'm so envious that I couldn't come up with that. Although I did note when he once used the word "egregious" that there's no way he didn't ask Stephen Miller what the hell that meant....
Difficult to say what was the BEST among all these. Thanks, Jay, for this, for you and your team for informing and entertaining us. You help us all 'get through'.
I actually did have Chat GPT write a country song about Elon based on that Tweet, I call it Elon’s Blues. It’s not very good, but here it goes: (the first version, not included, was REALLY bad but mentioned Texas so obviously Chat knows who this is tho I didn’t reveal it in either request.
(Verse 1)
In a town with shadows, where the whiskey's poured,
Today’s column popped up on my phone on my way out the door and I had to sit and read every word. I’ll need to compose myself before I tackle my errands! 🤣🤣 sooooo funny! Lots of creative people out there... especially you! Thanks Jay!
Leatherback turtles are enormous, about 6 feet long and 1000 pounds. Among living reptiles only crocodiles and alligators are bigger.
Extinct sea turtles were EVEN BIGGER. The largest fossil sea turtle ever documented is Archelon, and it was 15 feet long and weighed about 3 tons! Humans are so teeny compared to so many ancient creatures.
That was an AMAZING one! I started thinking how long it takes me to put together a power point presentation and this always seems to flow so easily. Props for all the hard work to help us laugh off the week’s challenges. Enjoy your weekend!
This is amazing. Those poor penguins. How many times does one have to ram their face into something before they give up? Looks at the state of our country...Nevermind. That kid at the hockey game though....setting an unrealistic bar for him, but so adorable.
The penguins reminds me of our cat Riley, who for the life of her could not jump up to the windowsill successfully on the first try. Thanks for the laughs this weekend!
Lettuce agree that turnip(ing) the beets is indeed the best way to celeryabrate. (I know 🤦🏼♀️)
It’s nice to know folks carrot all about my dad jokes!
Corny 🌽 and 🫒 it!!
😂😂😂👍🏻
Trump discovering a semicolon is like a velociraptor learning how to open a door. That had me LMFAO. I'm so envious that I couldn't come up with that. Although I did note when he once used the word "egregious" that there's no way he didn't ask Stephen Miller what the hell that meant....
Miller had to spell it, for sure!
Trump has alligator arms (it's a Southern thing regarding paying for anything) 🐊
Difficult to say what was the BEST among all these. Thanks, Jay, for this, for you and your team for informing and entertaining us. You help us all 'get through'.
Thank you, Jay, for letting me see the best bits of twitter without having to be a participant. I look forward to it every week.
Kid at the hockey game and the monopoly observation were my favorites this week. Thanks, Jay!
I actually did have Chat GPT write a country song about Elon based on that Tweet, I call it Elon’s Blues. It’s not very good, but here it goes: (the first version, not included, was REALLY bad but mentioned Texas so obviously Chat knows who this is tho I didn’t reveal it in either request.
(Verse 1)
In a town with shadows, where the whiskey's poured,
A man with demons, his heart ignored.
Wife walked away, took the kids along,
Left him in darkness, singing a bitter song.
(Chorus)
Lost it all, 40 billion's price,
Rocket ship dreams, crashed twice.
A tale of sorrow, a man undone,
In the echoes of regret, he's on the run.
(Verse 2)
Gold and silver slipped through his hands,
Like grains of sand in desert lands.
Rocket ship dreams, a fleeting flight,
Crashed twice in the unforgiving night.
(Chorus)
Lost it all, 40 billion's price,
Rocket ship dreams, crashed twice.
A tale of sorrow, a man undone,
In the echoes of regret, he's on the run.
(Bridge)
In the wreckage of his soul, where shadows play,
He found a reckoning, a high price to pay.
But even in darkness, redemption's light,
A broken man's chance, to make things right.
(Verse 3)
Lost in his vices, with no one to blame,
A man haunted by his own cruel game.
Rocket ship dreams, fueled by greed,
Crashed twice, planting a desperate seed.
(Chorus)
Lost it all, 40 billion's price,
Rocket ship dreams, crashed twice.
A tale of sorrow, a man undone,
In the echoes of regret, he's on the run.
(Outro)
In the cold, cruel night, where the shadows grow,
A lesson learned, a chance to sow.
From the wreckage rise, a battered soul,
In the heart of redemption, he takes control.
I like it! Who gets the kudos, you or Chat GPT?
Chat for sure. I did have to tweak it with a few edited requests but Chat gets credit. I’ll take it for being inspired to do it tho! 😆
Today’s column popped up on my phone on my way out the door and I had to sit and read every word. I’ll need to compose myself before I tackle my errands! 🤣🤣 sooooo funny! Lots of creative people out there... especially you! Thanks Jay!
Leatherback turtles are enormous, about 6 feet long and 1000 pounds. Among living reptiles only crocodiles and alligators are bigger.
Extinct sea turtles were EVEN BIGGER. The largest fossil sea turtle ever documented is Archelon, and it was 15 feet long and weighed about 3 tons! Humans are so teeny compared to so many ancient creatures.
Amazing.
That was an AMAZING one! I started thinking how long it takes me to put together a power point presentation and this always seems to flow so easily. Props for all the hard work to help us laugh off the week’s challenges. Enjoy your weekend!
I just left my patient who his Dr refers to as Mr Cranky Pants. Reading these took all of the stress away. Laughed, wowed and groaned
(Old farm girl). Thanks so much!
Love that thirsty cat in the shower, the monopoly board (brought back old memories) and, of course, the dad joke.
Hard to beat the adorable tot at the hockey match...luuuuv the crowd reactions!
This is amazing. Those poor penguins. How many times does one have to ram their face into something before they give up? Looks at the state of our country...Nevermind. That kid at the hockey game though....setting an unrealistic bar for him, but so adorable.
LOVE the cats but favorite was kid at hockey game. Thanks so much, Jay!!
Bowling ball, chicken, pumpkin pie.
The penguins reminds me of our cat Riley, who for the life of her could not jump up to the windowsill successfully on the first try. Thanks for the laughs this weekend!