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I have to admit, I got far too much enjoyment from the narrator of the "animate Ron DeSantis" bit. Too funny. There is definitely something wrong with the wiring in that critter.

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Right, whoever designed and built that particular cyborg got the schematics wrong.

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Exactly! Thanks for the extra laugh!

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It's the software. Every programmer will tell you that they NEVER are allowed to totally debug the software before it has to be released. If you've ever seen a video game before it's even ready for beta release, it looks a lot like this!

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I now have to take a road trip to pay homage to Lake Superior.

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Dress in warm layers.

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You have quite the knack of turning dystopian nightmares into hysterics. The Comer jokes literally write themselves, though. I thought the reindeer cyclone was awesome. Too bad humans don't look out for the least of us like that. Thank you again.

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BREAKING: Bidens found to have made regular cash contributions to a porcelain porcine figure belonging to Hunter. Codename Operation Piggy.

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They aren't called the Great Lakes for nothing, that's for sure. Haha.

The jealous dog omg. Absolutely my girl can't stand attention NOT being paid to her, I'm pretty sure a DNA test would reveal she's 80% velcro.

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I had one that watched her "siblings" (putting up with) getting their ears cleaned, then excitedly plopped herself in my lap as soon as the 2nd one escaped. She looked at the ear cleaning supplies, then at me, then at the supplies, then at me.... I used to call her "Trixie-Me-Too"

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I stopped cleaning to read today’s column and after Jared Moskowitz and Lake Superior, I’m not sure I’m fit for anything the rest of the day! 😂😂😂. Great compilation! ✌️💙

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Right? The ALIEN SHOW put me on the floor.

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Comer can produce a lifetime of X&G for you, Jay...why not put him on the payroll before some other enterprising writer outbids you? The man is pure gold, the Shohei Ohtani of politics.

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Nice call back!

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I am so glad Lake Superior is on our side and as witty as ever! And year that cat with the robo-vacuum? Wow.... didn't skip a beat!

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Cats are evil. Dogs just want a little love. And Ron? Well, Ron needs a better animator.

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This is why he hates DISNEY! They produced him with defects and tried to recall him!!

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Ah hah. That’s why! Brilliant.

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LOL!!

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OMG, the cat knocking the snowmen onto the floor - hysterical! And the sea urchins, lol. Thanks Jay, I get so excited when I get the email letting me know your weekly Xeets are up.

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I let them sit there awhile, so I can savor them with plenty of time and attention.

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I heard the Tooth Fairy is a well-known mob money laundering scheme. I did my own research on the interwebs and I'm pretty sure Guiliani was ready to prosecute back in his sub-sub attorney general days but Crooked Joe messed up his case from the Amtrak while riding to work one morning just to keep Hunter from being prosecuted. WHEN WILL IT STOP??!!

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Lake Superior is absolutely my favorite lake! I've never been to this perfectly Superior in every way lake, but from that post I can tell you it is beautiful down to its deepest fathom and would vote blue all the way down the ballot (just like I will) and hope you do too! 💙

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OMG Biden loaned money to his son when he was a little short of funds.Then Comer compares that to giving money to his minor children. Comer is just such a clueless moron. Is he going to go after every parent that has ever loaned money to an adult child?

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Comer is doing exactly what he’s paid to do. Keep “Negative Biden” front and center. It doesn’t have to make sense. Comer is fine with being a moron. They all are.

Imagine how wearing it must be, how much energy it must take to create daily falsehoods about the Bidens and harp on that, nag on that day in and day out. Week after week, in order to camouflage his many accomplishments.

It a strategy. A strategy of comparison between the psychotic gorilla on his way to prison for raping the country of it’s decency, and a compassionate family man who is a top flight world leader and has the respect of all the other respected world leaders.

The only thing they can do is to try everything to make Joe Biden look worse than the psychotic gorilla. And they can’t let up for a second. They have to take shifts.

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Portrait of a Mouse wins.

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It was my fav because I kept imagining the serious walk through with serious notations.

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My pest guys take notes. I’ve never looked at them. I can see a zillion delicately rendered ants, however

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I’m going to have to show the vid of the calico and snowmen to our calico Presley, to show her she’s not the only one committing crimes this time of year. Thanks for the Sunday laughs!

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Honestly, became a paid subscriber because Xeets just keeps me going.

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