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Oh, how I loved the ducks, the elephants stealing oranges, the orangutan loving the kittens and the otter going to build his ship! Otters are very smart. They use things like they took shop class! The tweets are classic, I refuse to say Xeets . It still gets red marked like it’s not a word yet. I’m sorry, I just can’t. All my hopes and dreams are for the animals! Not all humans are vile and hateful, but in comparison to animals I see peaceful, nonjudgmental creatures that will love you and ask for nothing in return. I wish humans could learn from them. Keep up the great work Jay! I guess to address Trump, the tweets are classic. I’m looking forward to a day when he’s no longer relevant in our lives. I hope you have a nice JAY DAY!

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Fantastic. That singer's voice is otherworldly. Goosebumps. Quality Jay time? That "otter" be good. See what I did there? Lol Make it great.

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It otter!

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Thanks for the videos and John Fetterman obviously has recovered!

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I can’t believe the GOP comes after him but says nothing about the health of McConnell…

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"Maybe you should illegally fund a small insurgent army about it.." should be our motivation, our blueprint for all retorts for the next interval. Thanks, Ashley!

Next GOP primary better feature Howdy Doody (the now infamous Watusi Bull)- will certainly up the charisma in that crowd.

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I died!

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Mugshot with pacifier was brilliant! If only...

This week was spectacular! I enjoyed all of it very much, thank you!

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The only thing the trump NYC billboard needed to make it perfect was the pacifier pic.

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I did not know that there were others out there who remembered Simon Bar Sinister and Underdog! I always think of the cartoon when I see how he was able to leave Toontown and interact with humans.

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I still remember Underdog, I had forgotten the name of the villain though.

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Boris Badenov (Rocky & Bullwinkle) will always be Bill Barr in my cartoon cannon. Mmmm...I wonder who could own Natasha?

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When the shoe fits! Definitely can’t unsee it! 😂

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I’m 66 and I remember!

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You lighten our day! Thanks! I laughed too much😂

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John Fetterman for the win this week!

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That was damn perfect. 10/10

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😂😂😂 what a great entry today. Perfect to begin a long weekend. I treasure you, Jay! 👍🏻

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Not as funny as last week’s, but more to touch the heart, for sure!

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We’re heading to a vineyard an hour away (5 adults in the car) and I keep passing my phone around. Thanks for all the smiles! (And, yes, my husband is the DD.)

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Glad to be with you virtually!

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Could not love this more. All the way from tears (that voice!) to laughter to groans. Have a great weekend. Thanks for this.

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AGT is my favorite TV show precisely because of auditions like that! Goosebumps! Thanks for sharing. Also, thanks for Chelsey Handler and the Orangutan with its kitties. Perfection. Have a great weekend, Jay!

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What a voice!

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I’m running out of superlatives!

Thanks Jay!😂

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Sad for the tree that fell on the DeSantis's house - although, if I was that close to him I would have keeled over a lot sooner.

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Jay, you have outdone yourself -- so much LOL! I needed that! Thanks a million!

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I always enjoy these!

How about in stead of calling a former tweet a xeet, you call it a twix. Or is there some copyright on the candy...

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