Gee, Elon, I take full personal responsibility for your losses at X, formerly known as Twitter. I'm a Jew. And before you owned this company, my account was suspended because I made a disparaging and vulgar remark in response to a Trump tweet. It was Nov. 2018, right after the midterms when Trump said there was voter fraud in Florida. I appealed my suspension, and I was told I'd hear "shortly" but I could take down my remarks and be reinstated immediately. I chose to wait for "shortly," and I'm still waiting. While you allowed Trump back on your miserable site right away, you didn't allow me. So I no longer see any ads on X, formerly known as Twitter, so I must be the cause of your losing all this ad revenue. Please include me in your lawsuit. In fact, maybe you can make me the lead defendant? I would love that, and it would give Jay a lot more to write about. And one more thing. Please go to Mars and die already, you miserable motherfucker.
I don't think Elon really intends to sue the ADL. He's just playing hardball with us Jews in his attempt to leverage a hostile takeover of the Jewish Space Laser company.
I would like to begin with hearings and a thorough investigation. I agree with Ronan Farrow that we as a nation are enabling these billionaires by departing the industries where government needs to be, including space exploration and communication. This is the result of that failure.
It's my understanding there was some question about whether he is in this country legally. Department of Homeland Security, if you want to make it up to ALL the immigrants who had to go through the US immigration process and somehow managed to survive, turn on Elon Musk. Do to him what you do to us - but proportionately to his income. Lose his paperwork. Mess up his name on his forms. Make him stand in line for a week without food or water to get a stamp in his passport. Then lose his passport. The next time he goes anywhere abroad, erase any mention of him from all your files and tell him he doesn't exist.
There was a complete *GEM* of a line at the end of DA Fani Willis' response to Jordon. I didn't read it but a clever TikTok'er pointed it out. The line reads:
This was a tough week to pick a winner there were so many great ones, but as a huge fan of the Willis letter to Jordan I have to make Fong the winner. Hassan eviscerating a usually glib Ramaswamy, which I had seen on TV, was friggin awesome however.
The following Act would seem to apply to action Elon took, so DOD/DOJ please do so, I am also pretty sure that language in government contracts warrant cancellation.
Espionage Act of 1917, passed by Congress two months after the United States declared war against Germany in World War I, made it a federal crime for any person to interfere with or attempt to undermine the U.S. armed forces during a war, or to in any way assist the war efforts of the nation’s enemies.
my dachshund went absolutely bonkers at those meeting birds. Now we know what Fed X trucks 3 blocks away and two birds an ocean away have in common: both say to a dachshund "Defend the fort."
Ok, so the whole K-9 - cow - cop thing URGENTLY needs to be incorporated into rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. What do you think? Spock fries cow? K-9 eats lizard? Spock puts a Vulcan neck pinch on cop? Anyone is getting this?
Musk reminds me of the "Catch-22" character, Lt. Milo Minderbinder, who amongst other things bought US military equipment and sold it back for huge profits..."M&M Enterprises", right? Wholly amoral character, "fast-talking, self-promoting, thoroughly conscienceless", as Joseph Heller put it.
Wonderful. Those 2 birds finding each other was so lovely. I loved how that lioness only tried to bite his head off when he wasn't looking. I know some people like that. Lol Elon needs to suffer some painful consequences. Saturdays with your newsletter is always a delight. I'm hoping you're feeling better.
That, plus just the sheer number of advertisers who have left. My own company used to have a robust video business supported by pre-roll advertisements. That collapsed by over 90 percent after he took over, and we had to lay off our entire video department.
Gee, Elon, I take full personal responsibility for your losses at X, formerly known as Twitter. I'm a Jew. And before you owned this company, my account was suspended because I made a disparaging and vulgar remark in response to a Trump tweet. It was Nov. 2018, right after the midterms when Trump said there was voter fraud in Florida. I appealed my suspension, and I was told I'd hear "shortly" but I could take down my remarks and be reinstated immediately. I chose to wait for "shortly," and I'm still waiting. While you allowed Trump back on your miserable site right away, you didn't allow me. So I no longer see any ads on X, formerly known as Twitter, so I must be the cause of your losing all this ad revenue. Please include me in your lawsuit. In fact, maybe you can make me the lead defendant? I would love that, and it would give Jay a lot more to write about. And one more thing. Please go to Mars and die already, you miserable motherfucker.
LOL. That last sentence, tho. 👌👍
I don't think Elon really intends to sue the ADL. He's just playing hardball with us Jews in his attempt to leverage a hostile takeover of the Jewish Space Laser company.
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Personally, I think Musk should be arrested and tried for treason.
I would like to begin with hearings and a thorough investigation. I agree with Ronan Farrow that we as a nation are enabling these billionaires by departing the industries where government needs to be, including space exploration and communication. This is the result of that failure.
It's my understanding there was some question about whether he is in this country legally. Department of Homeland Security, if you want to make it up to ALL the immigrants who had to go through the US immigration process and somehow managed to survive, turn on Elon Musk. Do to him what you do to us - but proportionately to his income. Lose his paperwork. Mess up his name on his forms. Make him stand in line for a week without food or water to get a stamp in his passport. Then lose his passport. The next time he goes anywhere abroad, erase any mention of him from all your files and tell him he doesn't exist.
There was a complete *GEM* of a line at the end of DA Fani Willis' response to Jordon. I didn't read it but a clever TikTok'er pointed it out. The line reads:
See Exhibits F through O.
I'm dead.
I missed that!!
Oh my stars, that is next-level brilliant!
This was a tough week to pick a winner there were so many great ones, but as a huge fan of the Willis letter to Jordan I have to make Fong the winner. Hassan eviscerating a usually glib Ramaswamy, which I had seen on TV, was friggin awesome however.
The Swamy getting whacked by the "Truth" sign was pure karma!
“...the paw won” had me laughing out loud. I’m so glad that you bring us humor in Saturdays and keep us up to date during the week.
This newsletter is my favorite part of the week. 😂😂😂 "language is complicated. Hope this helps!" 😂😂😂😂
I'm still laughing at that one. Genius.
Well, he’s not wrong...not helpful either!
The following Act would seem to apply to action Elon took, so DOD/DOJ please do so, I am also pretty sure that language in government contracts warrant cancellation.
Espionage Act of 1917, passed by Congress two months after the United States declared war against Germany in World War I, made it a federal crime for any person to interfere with or attempt to undermine the U.S. armed forces during a war, or to in any way assist the war efforts of the nation’s enemies.
I’m not sure we can make this fit in that legal peg. But the Logan Act, which is rarely if ever enforced, seems a good thing to revive.
my dachshund went absolutely bonkers at those meeting birds. Now we know what Fed X trucks 3 blocks away and two birds an ocean away have in common: both say to a dachshund "Defend the fort."
Hahaha!
You are the Best thing about the week-end!
Ok, so the whole K-9 - cow - cop thing URGENTLY needs to be incorporated into rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. What do you think? Spock fries cow? K-9 eats lizard? Spock puts a Vulcan neck pinch on cop? Anyone is getting this?
Yeah, but soooooo many permutations. Just the diagram is a pain to draw!
Happy to see I’m NOT the only person who had that thought!
Musk reminds me of the "Catch-22" character, Lt. Milo Minderbinder, who amongst other things bought US military equipment and sold it back for huge profits..."M&M Enterprises", right? Wholly amoral character, "fast-talking, self-promoting, thoroughly conscienceless", as Joseph Heller put it.
Wonderful. Those 2 birds finding each other was so lovely. I loved how that lioness only tried to bite his head off when he wasn't looking. I know some people like that. Lol Elon needs to suffer some painful consequences. Saturdays with your newsletter is always a delight. I'm hoping you're feeling better.
Somehow I think the people who have left Xitter since Elon took over might have something to do with his loss of ad revenue.
That, plus just the sheer number of advertisers who have left. My own company used to have a robust video business supported by pre-roll advertisements. That collapsed by over 90 percent after he took over, and we had to lay off our entire video department.
Wonder if Graham called any state secretaries about the 2016 election, when Trump won, and he was still a never Trumper? 🤔
Thank you for the outstanding summary! 😂😂😂 There's something for all of us here. You're the best, Jay...hope you're feeling better!