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Betty Bowers hit it out of the park again. As she has for the likes of Kristi Noem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

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She’s one of my go-to sources.

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This is FABULOUS!!! Thanks so much for sharing. Betty Bowers is the bomb!

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Sep 16, 2023·edited Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

The dog was amazing. Too bad the Boeberts of the world aren't as easily trained.

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If I have a bad day next week, I’m just going to watch that crab float around in the bubbles over and over again.

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Sep 16, 2023·edited Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Jay– many thanks for the laughs this morning. I was with my 94yo father last night in the hospital ER, he got admitted at 12:30am, nothing life threatening fortunately. Your Xeets and Giggles was exactly what my world-weary soul needed this day. Wickedly funny, very much appreciated.

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Glad I could add some brightness to an otherwise dimmer time for you.

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Gross. Trailer-park trash Bobo and friend eloquently demonstrate why a revival of drive-in theaters are desperately needed in many areas.

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Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

It was really more like a teen-age grope-fest in Dad's Chevy at a drive-in movie!

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Ouch. I live in a trailer park. Well, thanks for lernin' me that I'm just like boebert. Never knew I was trash before, but I guess it's good to know my place.

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Apologies if I offended you. I also live in a trailer park. No insult intended.

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Jay YOU make every weekend a time for Xeets & Giggles!! I get belly laughs from these!! Thank you for the stress relief! You ARE THE BEST!!! 💖🤪😂🥲🥲😅🥹🤣☀️

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Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

tRump...not hearing what he's saying, just transfixed by the "hand accordion" action!

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He’s marginally more bearable when muted!

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Loved the A-1 meme 🤣

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Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

I dunno which one's funnier. You keep outdoing yourself 🤗

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Thank you for the solid humor this morning. While I too had seen the majority of these, I had wondered if anyone else would catch them. Thanks for confirming my sanity! I didn’t see the Tsarlink one before but heard of the issue, the Meme summed it up well. And the slug fest was incredible! Awesome Saturday to you!

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The frog's (toad? I can't tell the difference) reaction to the slug was me when what I thought was chocolate icing on a cake turned out to be coffee flavored. Yes, I'm that one lone American who hates coffee. <sigh>

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You have my sympathy, from the lone Englishwoman who hates tea

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I love a cup of coffee in the morning- I do not want - coffee ice cream, coffee grounds in my pie - & I DEFINITELY do not want my cake topped with COFFEE!!!

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I thought that Nikki Haley was whitewashing her name, too, until I found out Nikki is her actual middle name (it’s a Punjabi name) and she’s gone by her middle name her whole life. I have many reasons to not like her but this is not one. Please stop spreading this around. It’s not a good look.

On a semi-related note, Fuck Ted Cruz

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Thanks for the info!

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Exactly

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Sep 16, 2023·edited Sep 16, 2023Author

I hope you assume good faith, and not reckless disregard, on my part here, since as the Snopes article points out the very first people who made this mistake were actually South Asians for Biden. If that group didn’t know that Nikki was a commonly used Punjabi name, I hope you you can forgive others from making the same assumption, however wrong. Also, my editor is South Asian and she apparently didn’t know this either!

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Yes, of course. I made that mistake myself and I want to make sure we aren’t giving the other side ammo to use against us.

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Saturday deliciousness! Thank you Jay!

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Sep 16, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Don’t even know where to start. I knew about B/MTG but had no idea about KN. Wow!! Love Betty Bowers.

The dog dancing was fantastic and the dog dragging the cat was cute as hell. None of my cats would do that. The train made me dizzy. And I laughed at your Dad joke.

A very happy Saturday Jay.

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Thank you for the stress relief! 🤣🤣🤣

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"Kristi Noem, has been carrying on an illicit affair with Trump’s former also-married campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski."

Lewandowski. Lewinsky. I'm sensing a trend.

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Lol!

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Barrymore isn't the only one going back on their show.

Bill Maher is starting his show back up too.

Musk wants the world to be like an Overlord in a video game he once played

As far as BoBo is concerned, she's a pig..

(a thot if you will)

FYI:

thot is a slang term, but it's actually an acronym. It means "that h*e over there"

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