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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

It would be funny if it weren’t so deadly serious for the country. Meanwhile real criminals are running around loose while they chase immigrants and reporters.

Jay Kuo's avatar

It can be both. That’s the moment we’re in.

Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

Yes, comedians have always been a force were good even in the most dire of times!

Jessica Moats's avatar

Except Ansari was part of that horrible comedy fest with Burr and Chappelle in Saudi Arabia so they are all dead to me… (and there are the trans attacks by Dave and the SA by Aziz)…. so giving my attention to the real truth to power comedians like Josh Johnson.

Mitch Keamy's avatar

WYSIWYG. Nobody legitimately could construe that “the wizard Ka$h” is a good leader or responsible director of the FBI. He’s there to hollow out the agency and suppress political opposition. Period.

Ada Fuller's avatar

Right, because we wouldn’t want future administrations to use FBI agents to follow the money trail to the trump crime family,

Stuyvesant Bearns's avatar

OR TO DONALD HIMSELF.

FIFTEEN YEARS OF CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH EPSTEIN, AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO

BELIEVE THERE IS NOTHING THERE? MOVE ON?

Lance Khrome's avatar

The Patel directorship almost leaves one pining for J Edgar Hoover and his cross-dressing predilections...at least Hoover remained sober during his Bureau career, whilst he ruined countless of lives.

weirdoreido's avatar

Ah Jay! I first got into you for your humorous "Sheets and Giggles". Make em' laugh, make 'em laugh, make em' laugh. Love the whole "puns intended" on the "proof" the "Wry/rye" etc. Even though my mom oft said, "the pun is the lowest form of humor", she loved puns and sprinkled her conversations with puns liberally. So I am giggling! yay! IMHO, the finest first response to today's madness. Humor is the 6th sense.

Scott Gilbert's avatar

Will KA$H be the next worthless currency?

Daniel Appleton's avatar

Even his liver couldn't be transplanted. It'd be way too leaky.

Daniel Appleton's avatar

Anybody that believes that anything Diaper Donny Dementia says has even a subatomic particle of truth should come by & take a look at my collection of PIECES OF THE TRUE CROSS along with Shroud of Turin beach towels.

Frances López's avatar

An image comes to mind: A Shroud of Trump would be stained orange.

Daniel Appleton's avatar

Or it might be befouled with whatever comes out of The Mutant Man - Brat - from - Hell's rotting intestinal tract.

Richard Friedman's avatar

Eye opening analysis!

harkaylun's avatar

This is gold. Thanks Jay

Charlene Pilon's avatar

Well done, love what you did here!

Sue Fleck's avatar

A delightful distillation !

Jay Kuo's avatar

Good one!

Frances López's avatar

Witty & informative, Jay. I come from a family of punsters & appreciate your thematic punning.

Mary Evelyn Arnold's avatar

Love the puny subheads!

Wis's avatar

Quick note: you are the master of punnery today, Jay!

Richard's avatar

The mock bourbon label is great.

Susan's avatar

I’ve always wondered, Jay, if you keep a list of metaphorical puns for opportunities just like this…😎

Frances López's avatar

I suspect Jay is just quick-thinking & brilliant. His brain works in wonderful & mysterious ways.

Teresa G's avatar

Love how democrats are responding with memes.

8647 regime

Annie D Stratton's avatar

I couldn't resist. I painted 86 47 on my gate.

CatC's avatar

Its funny- and sad, our country is a laughing stock. So many actual criminals, crimes being committed not being investigated, or have now been dropped because the FBI is no longer valid in it's job. It's disgusting. A "wanna be" social media frat boy running this dept, it's deplorable..