153 Comments

This is what happens when we elect someone based on the price of eggs and the myth that the economy is better under Republicans.

Expand full comment

No, this is what happens when people no longer much care for anything but burning it all down and that politicians hate the same people they do.

This is what happens when folks get their information from a host of sketchy sources. When we embrace "alternate facts"

I think folks SAID it was the price of eggs/gas/what have you, but what motivated them was an appeal to hatred, racism, "othering" and "Gubmint Bad"

Expand full comment

Don't forget an ample dollop of misogyny

Expand full comment

You are all correct.

Expand full comment

Yep......I got brain fog and forgot that one......

Expand full comment

What happens when we thought it was a good idea to put a C movie actor in the White House in 1980

Expand full comment

I voted for Jimmy Carter! in 1980.

Expand full comment

As did I. I'd just turned 18 so it was my first time to vote. I still have a campaign button!

Expand full comment

Thanks Jay! It's not even Jan 20 yet. But dems should follow Harris's lead because she knew, hit them in the ego. Every news outlet should start referring to moron musk as president musk. We will still have orange cheeeto in the end but we will be down one less turd goblin with moron musk out of the way. He has not learned you never outshine the "boss".

Expand full comment

The problem being that Muck pretty much "owns" Trump. Trump doesn't have the power or the funds to threaten his unruly, chaotic Representatives and as Jay pointed out, most of those yahoos are ensconced in deeply red gerrymandered districts and they aren't afraid of being "primaried out". Another interesting point is the suggestion, by the brainless Rand Paul, that Muck be elected Speaker. Now there's a horrid notion if ever there was one.

Expand full comment

OMG!!!!!

Expand full comment

Exactly what I was thinking!

Expand full comment

Turd Goblin for the win. Thanks for the giggle.

I FULLY agree that constant mention of President-unelect Musk and VP Cheetolini will annoy the obese orange turd goblin . . . (and maybe even couchfuck McGhee) . . .

Expand full comment

I hope that will happen.

Expand full comment

The last paragraph of this article, about no Speaker to certify the election, is PRICELESS! This is a great article and I’m proud to Subscribe to this guy’s Stack! You go, Jay! 😊💕👍🏾

Expand full comment

The R side of the House seems to be running analogously to the alcoholic who is spiraling downward fast, destroying him/herself and causing endless heartbreak and destruction to his/her community, but can't stop drinking and hasn't quite hit rock bottom yet. The sad part is that before recovery can start, the individual has to hit rock bottom, become completely unglued, and acknowledge he/she has a life-threatening problem he/she cannot solve alone.

In the current case the addiction is not to alcohol but to extremist ideology that has supplanted good-faith commitment to democracy. Maybe this country will have to hit rock bottom -- an uncertified election result; no clear presidential succession; no clear leadership; a paralyzed Congress; infantile, narcissistic billionaires running around monkey-wrenching things left and right; and no guidance to be found in our most fundamental governing document -- before the grown-ups can somehow step in and restore some common-sense functionality.

Maybe this country will survive all that. Maybe not.

Expand full comment

And Cheetolini nominated a walking, talking embodiment of that for Defense Secretary (and most if not all of the GQP cowards in the Senate will vote for that scumwad).

Expand full comment

"We need to secure our borders! By not paying the salaries of those who secure our borders! What could possibly go wrong?"

Expand full comment

As the parent of a child with cancer who just returned to treatment, and as someone who has gone to Congress to speak on behalf of pediatric cancer patients to increase funding priorities (our kids DESERVE #MoreThan4) I had been so pleased with the incredible childhood cancer caucus in the House and how well they worked together to bring bipartisan solutions that were voted on and passed. They had worked hard on some extremely important legislation, as had the senate, but now, now who knows. Pediatric cancer as a whole only receives approximately 4% of the yearly NIH cancer research budget (yes, all 120+ types combined), and pharmaceutical companies do not make up the difference, funding adult cancer research at an unprecedentedly high rate vs pediatric. Most pediatric funding comes from private grants. That’s sickening.

I just quit my job, as a state/county employee, in order to take care of my son as he returns to treatment as continuing to work has become unsustainable. My husband is an officer in the navy reserves, and owns his own business, the government shut down could significantly hurt our family in an increasingly difficult time.

I just want to cry, I feel so defeated.

Expand full comment

I’m so sorry. It is so heartbreaking. But we’ll keep the fight going and it will happen.

Expand full comment

We will keep fighting, this particular cause is close to my heart, and I’ll be damned if we let them beat us! I’ll be back in DC lobbying for it again and again. Plenty of other causes as well, but this one I will fight for as long as I’m able.

Expand full comment

I am so sorry…this is unconscionable to let children and others suffer for their egos and unrelenting greed. My heart goes out to you and your family. I hope people realize what they’ve unleashed.

Expand full comment

You spoke my heart. Thank you. Kimmy, I pray you get the help your family needs.

Expand full comment

If people cared about kids they wouldn’t be forced to use outdated treatments and adult chemotherapy instead of ones tailored to them. 95% of pediatric cancer survivors have significant medical late effects by age 45, doesn’t “big pharma” know that creating more survivors means they make more money as they age with the issues?! Why aren’t they lobbying for this too?!

Expand full comment

Hi Kimmy, I just read your story and wanted to say how sorry I am that your family is going through such a hard time. This stupidity must get fixed. I can’t believe they deleted the money for children’s cancer. I have no answers, I just wanted to say your story touched my heart and tell you that I care and if you need to talk just reach out. Wishing you love and peace 💙

Expand full comment

Thank you ❤️. It’s unbelievable, especially having seen first hand the level of bipartisan support pediatric cancer and other significantly debilitating childhood diseases has in Congress. My only hope is that this won’t stand and funding will end up being restored.

Expand full comment

I hope so too.

Expand full comment

I didn't realize that they had cut funding for children's cancer research. utterly unbelievable. Nothing makes sense anymore, you and your child will be in my prayers for a ending to this debacle.

Expand full comment

Kimmy, I’m so sorry about your son’s cancer. Yours is a perfectly frightening example of the real world consequences of this GOP clown car. Please hold onto hope. We’ve been threatened with this many times since 2018, yet it hasn’t come to pass. By cutting funding Trump, Musk and their minions will help put a stranglehold on their own ability to function. It remains to be seen if they are actually stupid enough to put themselves in that position. It’s one thing to create a government shutdown when the opposition is in the majority. It’s another, quite idiotic, thing to do it when you are coming in with a trifecta. It’s becoming pretty clear that Trump can no longer count on threats and blind loyalty among GOP congressional members to get what he wants.

Expand full comment

I’m holding onto hope. Especially knowing that causes like pediatric cancer and other significantly debilitating childhood diseases DOES generate a strong bipartisan response, someone strong enough will step up, I just hope sooner rather than later to get it all back on track.

Expand full comment

His biggest concern is giving the big tax breaks to all of his wealthy friends. I think it should stay the same and he can't create a huge deficit again!!

Expand full comment

I am so sorry to hear this, Kimmy. I don't know if your representatives are Democrats or Republicans but they need to hear from you. Aren't our representatives supposed to help with government matters? You should appeal to them and don't be afraid to play the guilt card.

Expand full comment

My representative is the amazing Kathy Castor (D-FL) and she is actually the co-chair of the childhood cancer caucus along with Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX)! She knows us personally and knows our son and his story as well. And multiple local republican representatives are also on the caucus, as well as another who may join after we have spent time speaking with her staff. They will all be hearing from us. We try to do what we can through our actions, if our kids can fight cancer we can fight in the halls of Congress for better, safer, and more accessible treatmentsn

Expand full comment

Yes!! We owe it to them.

Expand full comment

I am so sorry that you even have to face this struggle for proper cancer care for your son, and I thank you for fighting not only for your son, but for all children. Yes! Let us all keep up the fight!

Expand full comment

I'm already in tears

Expand full comment

So sorry. Hopefully sanity will prevail.

Expand full comment

This is how a U.S. REP with a spine acts.⬇️ Go Maxwell !!!💙

… Musk also threatened to take out Democratic Rep. Maxwell Frost in the next election after Frost trolled him: “The people of central Florida will kick this jackass out in 2 years.” Musk knows absolutely zero about politics in central FL.

… Rep. Frost responded by posting a form for candidates to file to run for Congress with this caption: “OK, Elon. Here’s the candidate form for your run against me. The people of Central Florida don’t really like corrupt rich guys though.”

https://open.substack.com/pub/meidastouch/p/politics-today-bulletin-30-121924?r=fqsxl&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Expand full comment

Brilliant!! I KNEW I liked Rep. Frost! Go Maxwell. We need more like him.

Expand full comment

Musk and Trump are now inseparable, with Musk in charge, a single symbiotic entity, MUMP.

What scares me is that Musk is starting to interfere in elections all across Europe. He is supporting the NeoNazi Party in Germany now that Scholz' government has collapsed.

Expand full comment

I love “Mump.”

Expand full comment

Tim Snyder also came up with it about 4 hours after I first posted using it this morning. At first I thought about TRUSK but it sounded too masculine and strong--with kind of a Conan the Barbarian vibe. MUMP better captures their common doughiness both monetarily and in a culinary sense. ;-)

Expand full comment

Actually, I am scared shitless. Musk is a megalomaniac with the resources to rig elections in every country in the West to install far-right authoritarians. But America is the biggest prize, and with Citizens United, we are such an easy target.

Expand full comment

Agree.

Expand full comment

Shall we ask our “representatives” if they are in favor of the NeoNaziParty that their leader supports?

Expand full comment

Every Democrat in Congress today should be speaking on the floor and asking Republicans if they want to go on the record as following the directives of Musk, who is supporting the neoNazi AfD party as the only salvation for Germany now that Scholz government has collapsed. The press should have a special walk of shame through the halls of Congress for Mike Lee, Rand Paul, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, peppering them with questions about how they could think of Elon Musk as Speaker of the House when he supports NeoNazis.

Of course, the "very fine people" who are Neo-Nazis will see them as heroes. But maybe it will be a wake-up call to the voters who didn't cast a ballot.

Expand full comment

MUMP! 🤣

Expand full comment

Have you read Timothy Snyder's essay today (from "Just Thinking")? He has called the new non-administration-of-chaos The Mump Administration.

Expand full comment

Yes I did. Great minds—I posted about 4 hours before he did this morning LOL.

Expand full comment

Love it!!!

Expand full comment

Musk is the guy the "Old Texanism" that allegedly was a defense to murder back in the day had in mind: "He *needed* killin'!"

Expand full comment

Well said.

Expand full comment

What a fuckin' poison pill that jerk is.

Expand full comment

Mump/Tusk!

Expand full comment

Terrifying

Expand full comment

Jay, you are the best at covering this ongoing shitstorm.

Expand full comment

I agree. I read several other pieces yesterday about this, but none of them with the depth that Jay brings.

Expand full comment

Agreed and I’d like my gold star ⭐️ please.

Expand full comment

If the government is shut down until Inauguration Day, they can't actually have an Inauguration, because there is nobody to plan it, set it up, staff it, feed people food, clean up the site, etc.

At least, that's what it looks like. Noble of Trump to agree to not have an Inauguration by standing on his principles of shutting the gov down.

Expand full comment

So many unintended consequences follow very bad decisions

Expand full comment

There are now articles out on the various news sites about who has to work without pay, who is furloughed, etc. Still amusing to think of the Inauguration being cancelled just like everyone's paychecks.

Expand full comment

WOW!!!!! What a THRILLING realization!!!!!

Expand full comment

Apparently, Elonia doesn't want an inauguration, I wonder why ? I think the head of States should not attend ! That would piss off Mump !

Expand full comment

I thought and said the same here, C. You said it better than I did.

Expand full comment

And he has invited many of his foreign buddies,oops

Expand full comment

An excellent summary of the absolute chaos brought about by electing a dolt for whom lying, personal profit and cronyism are the basis of his entire political career.

Expand full comment

This is merely a preview of the shit show to follow; it will get worse when the different departments of the government are controlled by these lunatics. It's not going to be pretty.

Expand full comment

Not enough alcohol on the planet! 😂

Expand full comment

Pete Hegseth will see to that!

Expand full comment

FOTF!!

Expand full comment

The word is Johnson is going for a shorter term fix to avoid the shutdown. Democrats should say they agreed to a deal and will abide by it. Anything else is a hard no.

Expand full comment

Li'l Mikey is going for whatever he's hearing via his Elon and Vivek [Ramaswamy] "text chain", which if nothing else illustrates the utter powerlessness and subservience of this so-called "Speaker"...the 2025-2028 shitshow is off to an early and rousing start, with a grab-bag of "influencers" battling for primacy.

It'll get worse before it gets better, bank it.

Expand full comment

Are we hearing anything from Still President Biden or Still VP Harris about this? Not about the resolution itself, but about the influence of the Muskrat on the outcome??? I’m not seeing those reactions in the news , but maybe it’s just not getting the coverage from the media chickens?

Expand full comment

Nothing for them to say

Expand full comment

Perhaps just an expression of outrage? I know it won’t change things but at least it would be better than silence. For me anyway.

Expand full comment

So what I'm seeing is that every time Trump kisses Musk's ass, he's going down in flames.

I wonder how long it'll take for him to 'forget' how much money the little slimeball put into getting him elected and throw him to the curb. It's what he's always done, after all!

Expand full comment

Probably depends on how much more money Trump thinks he can get from Musk.

Expand full comment

(Forgive me while I puke)

Expand full comment

From Ruth Ben-Ghiat today…

“Some people predict that Trump will eventually get rid of Musk, seeing the billionaire as too much competition. That is a misreading of Trump, who can take some humiliation –Russian television has mocked him and has showed nude photos of his wife—if the end goal is more profits and power for him. Autocrats are entirely transactional beings, and Trump and Musk likely have an understanding: each needs the other.”

https://open.substack.com/pub/lucid/p/elon-musk-a-new-and-sinister-force?r=fqsxl&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

Expand full comment

He's never kicked someone so rich to the curb, though.

Expand full comment

I seem to recall Bannon being kicked to the kerb when he appeared to outshine Mump.

Expand full comment

Wow. This moment may well end up in the history books. Thank you for detailing it for us all.

The only Republicans in the House who seem to be willing to show a spine are those whose reelection prospects are already safe. Principle always seems to take a backseat to privilege, preferment, ambition, and naked greed. Maybe not even a backseat - the trunk?

Expand full comment

I left a message at Joni Ernst's office: do you honestly believe that your career should come before the lives of millions of Americans?!

Expand full comment

Elon Musk fouled the Republican nest. This won't be the last time he sits with Trump in that mess! What will they hatch next?

Expand full comment