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If we could control the weather, this storm would have been centered on Mar-a-Lago!

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If American democracy falls on November 5 this bullshit about weather control is only a small taste of what will be shoved down our throats by the theocratic despots who take over on “Day One.” Their MAGA mantra will be scrapped that day and will be replaced by “Believe Us Or Die.” Vote like your life depends on it.

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It won't even exist any more. Project 2025 will see to that as it eliminates NOAA and FEMA.

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In the name of fair and balanced news, I gotta say that a storm cloud raining elephant dung seems to follow the human cesspool wherever he goes.

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Exactly. Jay is right about foreign press noticing how STOOPID some Americans are. It is such an indictment of our education system that people believe these things and that we elect such stupid people into office. We need an robust educational system that will help graduate people who know how unlikely some of these hoaxes are. It is both pathetic and angering at those who allow this to happen. No country is stronger without a well educated population. Here is Deutsche Welle, explaining in English what some Americans think about the hurricane and fact checking it.

https://www.dw.com/en/ahead-of-us-elections-disinformation-on-hurricanes-spiralling/a-70459827?maca=en-newsletter_en_bulletin-2097-xml-newsletter&at_medium=Newsletter&at_campaign=EN%20-%20Daily%20Bulletin&at_dw_language=en&at_number=20241010&r=67371142376962691&lid=3143791&pm_ln=269615

It is shocking and terrifying. My hearts go out to the people who will lose their lives and homes and all of their belongings or family members, because of this disinformation.

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Honestly, I was hoping he was dumb and stubborn enough to stay at Mar-a-Lago to weather out the hurricane. And I don't even feel bad about it.

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I'm sure he made the "help" stay.

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Wrong coast. It hit Siesta Key, just south of me. Landfall is where it is the most dangerous, he wasn't even in the cone.

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The smartest thing that Harris can do right now is to make a multi-million dollar donation to the hurricane victims out of the one trillion that she collected in contributions.

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Mort, "one trillion"? Please cite your source for that number.

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Really!! I'm sure that many feel the same way!

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Oct 10Liked by Jay Kuo

I posted this on another Substack, but I don’t think the author appreciated my take on the situation. Anyway, here it is again.

So when I first heard about the “laser beam” conspiracy theory, I laughed so hard that a tear ran down my leg. Surely she had taken fifth grade science and heard about lightning, right? It has long since ceased to be funny. It’s not even laughable the conspiracy theories that the other “they” believe. Sadly, I live in Moscow Marjorie’s district and I cannot wait to vote her out. Even if I’m the only vote I would crawl there to vote for my neighbor’s dog if that was the only other candidate. I did something I have never done before, I googled her. I need to see if she had actually gone to college. I learned that she had, smh. So I now have a conspiracy theory of my own. I believe that the Russian laser beam from the planet urottayurmynd planted a brain worm that actually controlled her body and took her to class. Then “they“ manipulated the computer systems to give her passing grades. And now she’s in illegal alien from out of space trying and failing miserably to pass as a human being. I also think she’s eating the neighbors pet skunks.

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LOL I think this theory holds water! And MTG is definitely a skunk eater :)

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Retired climate scientist here. Funny (or not) story: Several years ago—2017–we invited our Texan Trump-supporting neighbors over for dinner on the eve of Hurricane Harvey that battered Houston. When they walked in the door, the mister said, “So, what do you think of all this and climate change?” My answer: “It’s exactly what the science predicts.” That was the last time we talked to them.

Just saw a bumper sticker that reflects our lived reality today: “Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t understand how things work.”

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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯Best meme ever.

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On Morning Joe this am, they played a tape of a caller into a radio show, I think, who said that his father in law, a maga, is flat out refusing to accept any aid from FEMA, as it's all some sort of conspiracy. They've tried reasoning with him, sent him info, etc, etc, and he won't budge. The caller flat out called maga a cult.

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Remember this line? "I love the poorly educated!". The Orange Felon, speaking about his "base", and one can then readily appreciate that "Jewish space lasers", " 'they' can control the weather", "eating our pets", and the entire corpus of tropes and memes that guide the very limited thought processes of tRump's people have found such fertile ground.

The only "weather modifications" that ever have been put in practice is simple cloud-seeding, which has a near-zero-energy input, compared to -what, the millions or billions of joules required to "create" and "guide" a hurricane over "selected" areas. The mind boggles at the astounding mindlessness that accepts these claims at face value...Jesus wept.

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I wonder if it would help to use Moscow Marjorie as the cloud seed. Just shove her out and she can fix everything on her way down.

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Lance, no millions or billions of joules necessary to guide a hurricane. Trump already showed us how it's done: Draw an arrow on the weather map with a Sharpie and the storm tracks right along that path.

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OMFG, totally forgot how the "stable genius" confected the "Alabama hurricane"!

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I bookmarked that clip this AM. Here it is if y’all want to see it. It’s utterly heartbreaking.

https://youtu.be/3wzW8fHaRmA

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Heartbreaking. I just keep coming back to probably the most crutial thing Walz said during the debate- what the president says matters. It is the crux of all the BS that has gone on since 2016. And nobody has the decency or the balls to stop him

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I can’t imagine the feeling of helplessness those who’ve lost loved ones to this cult must experience when shit like this happens. It draws the victim closer to Donald and MAGA because they’re the *only ones telling the real, unvarnished truth*. Meanwhile, those who’ve got to watch it happen are driven further away from them. This is such a cult tactic. Alienate the target from their loved ones. This country is in serious danger right now and I don’t know if people realize it.

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There are many folks, as falsely proud as they are ignorant, who live by this philosophy (we don't need no stinking federal gubbment help, we take care of our own), in Appalachian mountains. This is so unfortunate.

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Yet they live on disability, social security, welfare, or unemployment.

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Just like people dying of covid and disbelieving it until their last breath…hades is not hot enough for these conspiracy spreading loons.

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I remember those days when so many more people than I expected thought that they were invincible against the fake COVID virus.

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Really shocking, and apparently the phrase “avoid it like the plague” is completely inaccurate!

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I'm really, really, really happy Kamala is running, because America's hot takes about Joe were just too much for him to overcome, but his initiial reaction to the question showed that he is still sharp as hell. He laughed at first. May not have wanted to. Definitely not a scripted reaction, either way. HIs response the other day about jumping back into the race was also gold.

History is going to be very, very kind to Joe Biden, assuming MAGA doesn't win and remove him from the history books.

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Oct 10Liked by Jay Kuo

When he was president, Trump did try to control the weather - with a Sharpie.

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Oct 10Liked by Jay Kuo

Sadly, I have a family member who texted me the day after the hurricane with the story about the land grab and even sent “proof” by sharing weather manipulation patents. The QAnon echo chamber works quickly.

I would counter that calling this trash “misinformation” implies they are innocent in passing the information, which is not accurate. This is a major disinformation campaign and should be disqualifying. But then again, everything he does should be disqualifying.

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Yeah, misinformation is an honest mistake. Disinformation is on purpose, for a reason.

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I wish everyone would just simply call them LIES. Calling it "misinformation" is misleading!

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My SIL is convinced that the government controls the weather. Of course, she also believes in lizard people and all the other insane Q stuff. My husband and his other siblings just shake their heads. (Edited for out of control typing.)

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(Edited for out of control typing.)

:-)

Hearts!

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This list of patents has appeared on U.K. based SM too. Goodness knows what they think it proves.

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You can get a patent on just about anything. I bet good technical science writer could get a patent on toasters powered by ice.

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Now that I think about it...

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Stop that!

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"Notably, however, when Democrats presented the North Carolina legislature, which has a GOP supermajority, with a proposal to extend the time for affected voters to register and to allow absentee votes more time to arrive, not a single GOP legislator voted in favor of it."

This is a good example of Repubs in NC in some rural areas. (Cut of your nose to spite your face Christians, lol.) I would say maybe 30-40%.

I want to let you know about the other 60%. This storm brought unparalleled death and destruction in the Western NC and Northern TN mountains. There are still hundreds missing. Entire families, stores, Urgent Care, you name it were washed into the slurry bounding down the hills at an inescapeable pace. I saw where entire 3 BR homes were floating down the rivriver intact.

That other 60% has responded with caravans of average Carolinians taking food, paper supplies, drinks, medical supplies, you name it to the effected area. I just passed a caravan from Eastern NC today and multiple trucks/trailers loaded with generators, bbackhoes, other grading equipment, and workers. All these are volunteers rushing in to comfort, rescue, and provide care. Some are sponsored by churches. The drive can be up to 6 hours. This response is on top of the stellar response by FEMA, the NC Govenor, his staff, and many contracted repair personnel from NC Guard and US Mulitary. I am just so humbled by the empathy, the outpouring of money, goods. And time by average N Carolinians.

To have a few notorious politicians use this as a chance to benefit only themself is a travesty. It is so disrespectful and a slap in the face to fellow human beings in misery.

One woman I heard waited for a week for them to find her only child, a son about 23 y.o. he was found, and had succumbed to the storm. There are many stories like these, I feel so deeply for these people.

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Great comment. YouTube has quite a few great videos of these folks in action. It can bring tears to your eyes watching them at work. I have a friend in the Asheville area who is part of that 60%. He's also a recipient *and* a giver of help. I don't know a lot yet, but I'm eager to hear more of his story.

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Oct 10Liked by Jay Kuo

I suppose she thinks if trump could do it we can too. Perhaps we're not using the right Sharpie.

/snark, of course.

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We need to stop acting like science is something you believe in! It is NOT a religion! Either you understand science or you don’t. We need to elect people who UNDERSTAND science!

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That would be Harris and Walz.

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My disbelief in American intelligence started when I heard the phrase "I don't believe in Evolution". Evolution is nothing you need to believe in. It is a scientific fact. That is one of the big differences between Europe and US. You will not find a lot of people in Europe who think evolution is not a fact.

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I was at my GPs and made the mistake of talking to the MAGAt next to me she told me "she believes in the second amendment." I told her it doesn't require 'belief' it is a statement, not Tinkerbell.

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Perhaps a different word for politicians other than “leaders?” What the said isn’t leadership. It’s lying. Let’s be blunt. Elected Political Liars.

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I understand your point, but I don’t think we should get bogged down in semantics. There are good leaders and really terrible ones. Putin leads Russia, Orban leads Hungary, Trump leads the GOP. We may not like it, but that is where we are.

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Unfortunately true

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There's a certain, short word that starts with a "c" that I've managed to go decades without it being part of my normal thought process. And then came Marge...

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Awww, poor You. Afraid to use a four-letter word like, CUNT. Musta been tough growing up in your household.

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Not sure that growing up without knowing someone who inspires the word is really considered "tough".

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What a bunch of morons.

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This makes me so sad. It's the end of my understanding of how the world is supposed to work. I can no longer create a vision of what we will do if Harris does not win this election. I can barely imagine the work involved just countering the insanity from these crazies when she does. It's all just so disheartening. I'm of that GD generation that thought we were moving toward peace and love.

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If “they” control the weather then they’re pretty damn smart and have my vote.

But seriously, MTG doesn’t think at all. If “they” actually had that power, why didn’t “they” send rains during the summer months to put out the wildfires ravaging the blue PNW states? I suppose because the Jewish Space Lasers were too powerful.

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Oct 10Liked by Jay Kuo

We are living in outrageous and absurd times. Thanks for this piece. Rep. Jackson's message was great, and I enjoyed the Jimmy Kimmel video.

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Thank you Jay. I have a legal question: Can trump, vance, musk, mtg be prosecuted for spreading misinformation about 1) FEMA and Hurricane Milton, and 2) Venezuelan Immigrants in PA who are here legally seeking asylum and are contributing to the economy by working hard and living peaceful lives? The Haitian American community in Springfield Ohio has already filed a law suit against them.

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No, there’s not any grounds for prosecution. Saying a lie isn’t illegal. Stochastic terrorism isn’t even illegal. That’s the breadth of protection the First Amendment offers.

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Ge rid of all the immigrants . . . then the MAGAs will have to do all the low-paying but also tax income, hard work that immigrants do to help keep the country running. Who cleans your bathroom, Elon?

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Elon is an immigrant himself.

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Maybe he does it himself?

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He was sleeping at Xitter HQ for awhile, he was kind of proud he didn't own a house back when.

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Unless the President who has been given immunity by the SCOTUS decides to instruct the DoJ to shut down a broadcaster, say CNN, because it says things he doesn’t like or “fake news” as he likes to call it?

Far fetched? I hope so.

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