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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

I am surprised that nobody covered the new law in Florida that schoolbook page numbers have to skip from 68 directly to 70. I could only find that link.....

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Hahahaha! I teach sex education to sixth graders and this really isn’t a horrible idea.

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Yea I can see that lol

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Seriously?

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April Fool! :)

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

I just posted the Judas/Jesus exchange on my church choir's homepage saying, "Too soon?"

Folks were cracking up, it's that kind of a choir.

Our excellent Pastor (and also a Tenor...) replied "I think you mean Thursday, right?"

Keepin' it Biblical. ;-)

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"We're not gonna fix it

No, we ain't gonna fix it

We're not gonna fix it anymore"

"We're not gonna fix it

Never did and never will."

Apologies to (respectively) Twisted Sister and The Who. None to Rep. Burchett.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

A joy to read. Laughing is good. Love it. Happy Indictment Day!

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OMG "Caroline" is brilliant and Murphy on the rocks should be a new drink. Lol Hope your birthday was great.

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Karen, you and I think alike. Didn’t see your comment until after I dropped mine.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

And it is Stormy for the win! Though I swear Dr Ronnie is the one who got the whole Orange family and that beast Jr. cheated on his wife with hooked on adderall.

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According to some, TFG was swilling aderall and coca cola while on the Apprentice.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Have a happy and healthy birthday

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Great list! Starting my weekend off right.

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Oh my goodness, Stormy Daniels! I am adding her to my favorite S/HERO list!

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Anyone in a betting mood on NEW YORK POST Header's ?

I'm no Chris Shaw but here's a few for review....

Monday's header:

BITCH SLAPPED WITH GAG ORDER

Tuesday's header:

MTG SEEKS MO VENGANCE, SLIPS IN 5th AVE WET SPOT

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See, this is why I don’t have to lose more hours of my day browsing Twitter.

Did almost get stuck on Murphy though.

Guffaw!

Thanks, Jay!

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All of these were beyond fabulous. I sat all alone drinking a scotch at 5pm reading/watching. Took me 20+ minutes cause I watched the broccoli-casserole- recipe-stealing-bitch one at least 12 times. Nice to know the eagle isn’t really dumb as a rock. He’s just got raging hormones. Thanks Jay Kuo!

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I think the original seed of Q-Anon was Epstein and his little black book. Snippets of scandal appeared in the press, and Q-Anon took off.

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Read this w/o internet the first time. Just doesn't have the same umph. Still worth the wait!

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Your birthday week! Wowza. Happy birthday indeed. 🥳 Hope it doesn’t take til your next birthday for a trial & verdict.

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More Saturday guffaws. But when I was growing up, and pretty well into adulthood, when you came home there were no messages to return. If you wanted to get the attention of someone who was never home, you pretty much had to send a postcard.

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