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Jack Smith doesn't just look like he can lift cars and throw them at people - he looks like he can do that with a mere twitch of his eyebrow while having a glass of whiskey and reading an antique copy of "Democracy in America" by Detoqueville.

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Just by thinking about it!

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Perfect!

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LOL! This is so right!

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I’m certainly bewitched!

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Dang, this is a great set this morning! That dig on the Saudis for holes of 9-11...funny and not funny

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Crying while laughing

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That one packed a real punch.

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Found this comment on a youtube Friday: "When Trump is convicted, he should get a reduced sentence of 11,780 days, just one more than he earned."

I think that's longer than TFG's life expectancy so yeah, sounds about fair (11780 days is 32 years and 100 days, give or take a few).

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Excellent!

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LOVED the comment "He took more pains to hide his tax return."

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Another really good one!

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What I love the most is that Donald is being charged under a law HE signed in 2017. And he broke it 31 times no less.

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The fact that they quoted all his own insistences on consequences for violating classified documents laws was *chef’s kiss*

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Is Jack Smith the actual “most interesting man in the world” right now?!?

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Yes, Yes he is!

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Can someone make that a meme, please?

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Thanks for the laughs! (And whew! the ducks are all ok!).

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Right? That ending was a whew!

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That WAS tense!

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Loved "Bed, Bath & Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

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My personal favorite as well!

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Thanks for the great roundup. An hysterical start to my day!😂

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By all means, we should have an introspective moment of silence to honor the memory of Pat Robertson

*hands out wazoos, party hats, noisemakers and squirt guns*

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Thanks for the round up, Jay! Still won’t click on any Twitter links, but I can get the gist.

Oh, they have copies—they all took pics with their cell phones!

And another lesser noticed death happened, nevertheless an important one—James Watt died. If you don’t know who he was, look him up. Someone coined that he was MAGA before anyone knew what MAGA was, and that’s totally accurate and then some.

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After taking office in 1981, Mr. Watt was asked at a hearing of the House Interior Committee if he favored preserving wilderness areas for future generations. He had been picked by Reagan from a Denver legal foundation that had often challenged the rules and policies of the department he now headed. Critics called him a fox in the hen house.

He replied, “I do not know how many future generations we can count on before the Lord returns.”

NYT

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Yup, a truly awful human. But it was The Beach Boys that took him down! 🤣

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😮 🤦‍♀️

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One of Reagan's choices...an anti-environmental Secretary of the Interior. Reagan; the more I read about all the cheating and other assorted dirty doings that happened during his eight years, the more I despise and dislike him.

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I lived it—it was horrific. And paved the way for where we are today…

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Watts thought trees cause cancer, I think.

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Excellent! I’ve been sitting here laughing for a solid 5 minutes, maybe more. Have a great weekend!

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I do agree the winner of the Internet is the 9-11 tweet

But Yea THE DOGS!!!!! I love the Dogs! ALL OF THEM!! 💖

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Wonderful choices!

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Did the worst of times create the best of times?

So important to maintain our levity.

Ah, to laugh.

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I would love to have a belly laugh, warranted, for sure but I have bruised ribs and hurts like you know what, so I will just smile 😀

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Heal quickly!

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This week was amazing! Thanks Jay.

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