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Creepy Gaetz getting body slammed for citing Chinese communist propaganda was my favorite thing of the week! The tiny audience for Junior was my second favorite. My least favorite was Walgreens buckling to right wing pressure and no longer offering their customers a safe and legal prescription drug. If you care, take your business elsewhere.

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I contacted everyone I could and asked them to boycott Walgreen’s. We have to take a firm stand against this fascist agenda!

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Where is item about Walgreens?

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It was not part of Jay's list, just my own personal crusade to bring attention to Walgreen's decision to buckle to pressure from anti-choice Republicans.

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Great column today! I try not to laugh about this stuff, but you absolutely got me today. It’s great to see Marion three names. Have such a great form with her squats.

And I’m super happy to see the gay lions on the ark. The mothership with her Ram’s horns is a little more troubling because when mama gets mad, you just don’t know what she’s gonna do with those horns! Thanks for the great piece today… Well, actually, every day

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Actually, her form in the squats and especially the pushups, is embarrassingly terrible. Maybe this shows that even with her Crossfit buds she has no shame in being totally incompetent.

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Well, I wasn’t gonna comment on the push-ups… But I did think the squats were pretty good! Lol

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I wish my trainer would let me do pushups like that haha

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This weekend's theme: "You can fix stupid, but not when you thrive on it." Pretty much every item involved a staunch MAGA ploy to own the libs that was completely destroyed when faced with facts. Yes, that's the definition of self-own, yet they're insufficiently sentient or honest to recognize, accept, or take responsibility for their blunders. I'm shamelessly looking forward to seeing what new depths they reveal in the coming weeks, and I accept full responsibility for that schadenfreude.

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They have no shame when caught in lies. They just go back to their bucket of $h1t and try again.

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If at first you don't succeed, keep that bucket handy. LOL

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🎯🎯🎯

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This is one of my favorite things about weekends!!

Love and scratches to Hudson. ❤️

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The highlight of my (now limited political reading) week.

Thanks for the giggles!

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Jay -- you should really do stand-up comedy. Sometimes the things you say make me laugh so hard I can't catch my breath. For real -- hang onto the pen with one hand; but pick up a microphone with the other.

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Well, these got me laughing. Out loud. Thanks for getting my Saturday off to a good start.

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Of course billionaires are saving up for hell. They can be absolutely certain there that management accepts bribes.

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The squats were merely unacceptable; the pushups were laughable. She actually is a Crossfit evangelist, so she should be especially chagrined at showing this off. But of course we all know she's incapable of shame.

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Did anyone pick up Matt Gaetz, in his CPAC rant, about the need to bring the FBI to heel? Saw it on an MSNBC (or maybe a CNN) clip.

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"they were victims of the FBI investigation of the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol."

No, the word you're looking for is TRAITOR.

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I found this one hard to read today. No guffaws. I’ll take responsibility for that. It’s probably the lack of sunshine in Los Angeles 😉

So many crazy, uneducated people front and center, although I must say they are getting pummeled pretty quickly. Whack-a-mole is alive and well.

Thank you for acknowledging Hudson!

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I tried!

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Aww.. you’re the best Jay! I just couldn’t laugh at them today. I want them gone!

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Florida is restricting what individual POEMS a teacher can teach?

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They literally want restrict the use of words like diversity, inclusion, and equality to name a few. Restricting poems is, surprisingly, one of the lesser of their evils.

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Oh man the billionaires tweet made my day. Thank you.

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Here in Canada, about 30 years ago, two right-wing parties merged. The brain trust in charge decided to keep the names of the two parties, so that the new entity became known as the Canadian Reform Alliance Party. You can’t make this shit up.

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What a round up. Thanks for the laugh. I appreciate it because I am not on Twitter but find all this very amusing.

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