But the prize goes to Armand, "Vivek talked to white people the way white people talk to black people, and they fucking did not like it lmao." I have spread that one EVERYWHERE.
Yes! Please! Somebody buy us! We are not ok over here! Give us education and healthcare! We have been blinking so hard to indicate we need help, our eyes don't even open anymore!
I was LITERALLY just looking for your weekly Skeets & Giggles! Nothing goes better with my morning (West Coastie, here) coffee! Although, I DO have to be careful of spit-takes! 🤣Anyway… Thanks Jay! 👍😁
You are the highlight of my Saturday. Thank you so much Jay. 💜 Happy new year 🎉 and hugs and kisses to all your family, specially to your beautiful baby girl 😀
Thank you for this email. It is literally a life line. This year sucks big time. Absolutely, the worst in my , now 67 years. There may be a flicker of hope remaining
Fabulous! I had the time to sit and enjoy every second of the words and videos today. Golden retriever on president Musk’s lap was a LOL moment. Denmark buying us might be ok, they make a compelling argument. ❤️ the Christmas doggie videos. 🐶
Thanks Jay! I didn't even mind going to twitter today. I'm LMAO at the nazi wars. But in all seriousness, as someone who was laid off from IT. We Americans do have the skills; they just don't want to pay us what we're worth. I have nothing against H1Bs. They're mostly nice people.
I was taken in! The offer to buy Denmark is “stolen satire” from Andy Borowitz. Piece has been corrected!
I really want Denmark to buy America. I believe that would solve many woes.
Wouldn’t it though? Canada would be great, too.
No. Denmark is wayyyyyyyy better except their Zoo kills animals profusely.
maybe we need NATO to buy us up, can we get the best of each one?
Good job! Was coming here to say this. Though I’m guessing, truth be told, that this probably pretty closely approximates what they’d like to say.
I think Denmark should offer 1 billion since Trump has advertised that anyone can do business with no interference for 1 bil.
Love Borowitz!
Satire is really hard to do these days, so kudos to Andy!
Yep, since the real world these days seems too much like satire. I often am not sure if something is true or satire.
Endless fun talking to Claude, whose knowledge stops as of April 2024 (therabouts) and asking: truth or satire? (about current events)
Hard to stay ahead of reality with satire.
He's so great it's sometimes hard to tell.
I did too!
You know, normally a government needs to take office before it can fall apart...
These are clearly overachievers....
Yours and Trisram's are the two best comments so far.
We aim to please! ;-)
Thank you!
The 2025 cartoon is great.
But the prize goes to Armand, "Vivek talked to white people the way white people talk to black people, and they fucking did not like it lmao." I have spread that one EVERYWHERE.
Yes! Please! Somebody buy us! We are not ok over here! Give us education and healthcare! We have been blinking so hard to indicate we need help, our eyes don't even open anymore!
Unfortunately, it seems that Putin has the highest bid.
Dayummm
Truth, he owns trump already, and has for decades.
SHITFIRE
I was LITERALLY just looking for your weekly Skeets & Giggles! Nothing goes better with my morning (West Coastie, here) coffee! Although, I DO have to be careful of spit-takes! 🤣Anyway… Thanks Jay! 👍😁
Hot spit-takes are the worst.
Especially for those within range! 🤪
Lol, yikes!
You are the highlight of my Saturday. Thank you so much Jay. 💜 Happy new year 🎉 and hugs and kisses to all your family, specially to your beautiful baby girl 😀
I'm not really a Christmas person and I haven't had a tree in decades but I might get one just so I could have that tree topper.
I think it'd be far more effective than Elf on a Shelf.
The Eye of Sauron sees ALL!
It's probably got a spy camera like one of those teddy bear baby monitors.
YES!
So comforting and calming to know I have a long list of funny/odd things to read when Skeets and Giggles hits my inbox. Thank you, Jay.
What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oinkment. For bird flu, you get tweetmwnt.
When Swine Flew was a possible name for my memoir
PUNS rock!!!
Hysterical!!
Thank you for this email. It is literally a life line. This year sucks big time. Absolutely, the worst in my , now 67 years. There may be a flicker of hope remaining
My worst in 48 years 😭 let's hope 2025 is better, though we will have to fight for it
Hard to believe it will be better, considering who is taking over.
Fabulous! I had the time to sit and enjoy every second of the words and videos today. Golden retriever on president Musk’s lap was a LOL moment. Denmark buying us might be ok, they make a compelling argument. ❤️ the Christmas doggie videos. 🐶
Another successful Saturday thanks to your column. Thank you, just Thank You!
Thanks Jay! I didn't even mind going to twitter today. I'm LMAO at the nazi wars. But in all seriousness, as someone who was laid off from IT. We Americans do have the skills; they just don't want to pay us what we're worth. I have nothing against H1Bs. They're mostly nice people.
It's the outsourcing that's killing us.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-153717165
Three questions:
Very entertaining!
Too funny and I always look forward to reading your: Just for Skeets and Giggles!
What an excellent collection, thank you!! The London Economic made my day :D
Two lights in the clouds of darkness: The Borowitz Report and Status Kuo.
Keep fighting!