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The Bass Pro Shop guy! What are people thinking! I'm in tears! 😂 Scalise? Ludacris? I mean, every single entry this week was priceless. I look forward to the Saturday column so much! Excellent! Thank you... cheers from Philly! ✌️💙

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For me, it's the Bass Pro Shop guy's wife! People are looking at her husband's penis? When he spread-eagles himself against the glass? And, God's penis? The BPS guy is going to have a humongous penis after he dies even though it looks pretty small in life? At least, it appears he was successful at procreating if the couple was in the shop with their child/children (I no longer recall).

I absolutely love the guy with the golden retriever, though. And the parrot.

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Yes! His wife 🤣🤣 It was just so funny!

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I've never heard of Blaire Erskine so I really thought that was his wife. Her acting was almost too good, and in these days of self-parody, who can really tell the difference? I didn't really figure out it was a comedian until she made the penis joke. Then I had to google her name.

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She fools me every time and I know who she is! She just gets into complete character and it’s amazing.

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Good, thanks. Now I don't feel quite as dumb, lol.

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Just a heads-up: she requested that this video not be spread any further. It's going to be hard to contain, of course.

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Not a problem for me. I don't social my media. Was she getting death threats or something? That wouldn't surprise me at all with these freaks.

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She did not give a reason, but I doubt it was as sinister as that. It was probably as simple as having second thoughts about mocking a serious mental health issue.

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Charles, same here! 😂. She was pretty incredible!

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CONGRESS: Biden must do something about the US Border Crisis!

BIDEN: You can help by providing funding for Border Reform.

CONGRESS: Nice try.

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The House should hold their breath till they turn BLUE.

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I am SO tempted to spread a rumor among the conservative community that eating, drinking, and breathing oxygen are all parts of a communist conspiracy and turn you gay.

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🤣👍

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PLEASE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trump asking SCOTUS for Presidential Immunity is like a teenager saying, “I have ULTIMATE Authority to do whatever I want, right Mom?”

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It's sure to be followed by "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!" once they use the n-word every spoiled teenager hates. "No".

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I wondered to myself about the stem cell treatments. And Trump saying what he (Biden) did was illegal, but then he claims nothing done during his presidency is illegal...they like to have it both ways.

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By the way, Trump's immunity claim really goes back to Nixon: "When the President does it, it's not illegal" "By definition". Of course, Nixon never needed to make this argument in court.

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But it's even worse here, because Trump is complaining that Biden is picking on him. Which is obviously Ludacris.

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Ha!

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When one door closes another door opens . . .

I don’t even listen to Ludacris and this is funny AF . . .

The beacon is lit . . .

AND the one that made me snort the hardest:

HE’S NEVER GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU, MARJORIE.

Thanks, Jay, for a great start to the weekend, as usual 👍🏽👍🏽.

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I look forward to this post every week! Thanks so much for the effort you put into this.

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Thank you! Always entertaining. The comedian's bit on the Bass Pro Shop was just hilarious!

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That parrot would be a solid date.

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To my unknown benefactor: thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU for the gift subscription that lets me see this pure gold every week!💕🤣💕

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So many good ones this week, but the Bass Pro Shop dude....apparently, shrinkage is real.

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Oh my! Today’s entry into the Kuo Log Of The Best might be the best yet!😂🤪

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I started reading MA IN ALL CAPS last night and am loving it! Thanks for sharing your Ma and her stories with us!

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Glad you are enjoying it!

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I was trying to get our Public Library to purchase it so I could check it out, but they said they couldn’t get it. I will have to purchase it but I try to use resources that are free first. Looking forward to reading it.

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Thank Jay! I haven't laughed this much in a long time. it's just what I needed. :)

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I LIVE for your weekend roundup!!!🤣🤣🤣

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