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Charlie Kirk is gonna freak when he learns we have Black astronauts.

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Should we tell him there are also Black Nobel prize winners? Or will he JUST explode?

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Let’s tell him and hope for the best.

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I find the entire thing very disturbing but then I must remember us and them live in two very different worlds.

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🤣

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And a lot of them are WOMEN 😱😱😱🤯.

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Oh Man! This was an awesome collection! Matt Friend is my new favorite! And poor Ron DeSantis. Has he no shame!? 🤣🤣 The Tim Scott moments made me feel embarrassed for him. 😂

Appreciate this column...a great start to the weekend! 💙✌️

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True although I particularly like tfg's reaction to Scott's correction of 'fewer' instead of 'less'.

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💯🤣😄🤣

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That poor child. Already stressed that another person is coming to "replace her" and then made to participate not for her, but for Mom, it seems. I bet she got in trouble too. I hate gender reveal clips...it's just dumb, but this was beyond sad.

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The kid didn't do a thing wrong! It was 100% Mom's fault.

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All those people yelling probably did not help. They were getting on my nerves. She's a young child and people expect her to know and understand her actions

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Screaming when mom was going to pop the balloon instead and then throwing the dart was a normal small kid throwing a fit when things don’t go their way -but blaming the mom for normal little kid behavior is naive at best

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But you’re skipping over the whole fit part - the mom did just try to move on after the kid was scared with no reaction to the kid, just letting her be scared- the kid fit happens when the kid started screaming not because she was scared but because she wasn’t going to get to pop the balloon after all - and when mom tried to give the dart back to let her do it, she threw the dart at people (to the side of the camera person) - from the start of the scream, that whole part is pure 100% little kid fit, not a scared kid at all

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I think you’re misinterpreting the girl’s screams - just as Mom did. IMO the girl screamed “no” because she was scared and realized her mom was going to pop that ginormous balloon.

So when Mom gave her the dart again, she threw it away because she already knew her ‘rents were going to try to make her pop it again. She was having none of that.

I was thrilled to see the balloon float away. Mom couldn’t control her anger enough to remember she was holding a balloon!

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IMO she only showed nervousness so I’m definitely not seeing the level of fear you are + I’ve many times seen other little kids similar age do that exact same scream (and throw) from anger of things not going the way they imagined them - so I guess we’ll just continue to disagree

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Not only that, but releasing balloons into the environment is not good!

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The release was unintentional. As Mom was losing her temper with her child, she let go. It was supposed to be popped and make a mess on the ground.

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I got that, but that is always the problem with having balloons outside and children around. So, just saying! Some unhappy creature is going to be dealing with that balloons return to the earth.

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No , I want them to be healthy and happy ! That's all that matters !❤️❤️

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I think the mom reacted to the daughter throwing the lawn dart at people we couldn’t see on the video. Those things are dangerous and a poor choice on mom and dad’s part as a way to pop the balloon. I’m not on twitter so the video froze up before the end.

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I wondered where the balloon went . Didn’t realize it floated away. I think the child didn’t want it popping in her face.

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This past week's political news mades me wonder, one more time, what's wrong with the US political system that allows a convicted rapist and insurrectionist to run for anything.

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Other than for the border.

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I am the chicken when watching TV.

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🤣

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Thanks for the weekend humor that you always bring into our lives. Just wondering how the new puppy is doing. I hope the two of you are bonding and are at the start of a great life together. ✌️😊

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The OJ reference! Rolling on the floor! Dark humor. 👍

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Thanks for the smile!

Happy Weekend!

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I look forward to Saturdays..

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I can't believe anyone would ever blame the KID for ruining that gender reveal. Mom's the one who let go.

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Right?

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Matt blows me away! Oh and in the defense of the dog those invisible sliding doors can be tricky. LOL Lots of great stuff!

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The hot dogs! Who thinks of this stuff? Love it.

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So many good laughs!!!

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Matt Friend is AMAZING.

Too bad that chicken thing doesn't work for dogs. Just think--drop a yardstick in front of dog and he SHUTS UP while the UPS truck passes.

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If only.

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The children video is referring to MAGA cult supporters. Sadly, only the chickens awaken after 30 minutes. Chickens are higher on the evolutionary scale.

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The invisible door!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And the karate kid 🥰

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