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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Q. What do Mifepristone and Viagra have in common?

A. Both owe their availability due to lack of standing.

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So clever. Thank you.

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😂😂😂😂 Well done!

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True but very scary.

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I figured the frog would have a much higher percentage of French heritage....

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lol

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He would have had a higher French percentage but he didn’t have a leg to stand on

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I was going to say something in the same vein (a double entendre in and of itself), but you beat me to it. lol Great minds!

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I'm in tears...damn. I almost laughed myself into an asthma attack! 😂😂 this is such a collection of hilarity. You have no idea how much we all appreciate you gathering up these gems. Who the hell does Charlie Kirk think he is and WHY is his wife even married to such an ass??? The Shark video, the Momma cat, the earthquake which I felt in Delco Pennsylvania, and the Trump Tower....seriously brilliant stuff. Have an awesome weekend everyone. ✌️💙💙

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Doggos for the win this week. The Golden Retriever and its toys was hilarious. And I must applaud the dog's win over the cat. You don't see that very often.

Trump Tower was pretty good, too.

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That kitty was a pushover!

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Oh. My. Gosh. The Tom Arnold comment...

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

I don't often comment on people's looks because I think it's tacky, but I feel compelled to say that Rudy really really really looks like he's morphing into the Red Skull. Yikes.

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Loved this Jay!!! Have a great weekend and thank you for all you do!!

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Thank you, Jay. That’s a lot of work you put in to entertaining us all on Saturday morning.

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

The animal videos for the win this week! Jay, you have to train Windsor to love her toys like the goldie. Marjorie Three Brain Cells is hysterical. Accurate also. Have a great weekend. Mine is officially off to a great start.

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Thank you, I needed that, especially the on about Ivana and documents!

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

A photo-bombing fish and a love-lorn dog. They must be this week’s saviors . . .

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11:30 am on a Saturday (my time) is my favorite part of the early weekend.

I'm going to embarrass myself by asking for the completion of "Because they have nothing better to do and are certified brown slee—" I honestly don't know what comes after "—" because I'm denser than I look (which is saying a lot).

I also love the Trump Tower thing so much that when the Congress turns blue next year we should insist that EVERY federal penitentiary label their watchtowers that way. And I am only sort of jesting about that.

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

I think it was going to say brown sleeves, which is a reference to Nazis, I think?

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Really it should have been brown shirts!

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Like I said, dense! :-)

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Thanks for asking. I, too, am perplexed.

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I'm sure I'll slap my forehead when the mystery is revealed. :-)

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Look forward to this every Saturday…my smile is now firmly in place 😁

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Another great collection! I laughed at so many I couldn’t decide which was the best! Thank you for the laughs; laughing is good for the soul, and my nerves😁

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

Another 100% winner Xeets and Giggles. This literally makes my day.

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Apr 6Liked by Jay Kuo

This was a great one as usual. Thanks for the giggles!! And the dog wins! hahaha

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