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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

From HCR, "Constitutional law professor Anthony Michael Kreis ... found it '[u]nbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.'”

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Here's another one for you from Mark Jacob:

"If this was a functioning democracy we wouldn't be waiting for two justices who took secret gifts from billionaires and three others who were appointed by a criminal to tell us whether its ok for the President to murder his rivals."

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I am eager for the Justice Department to present the hypothetical case to SCOTUS that asks, What if the former President, or current president orders the members of SCOTUS killed because he does not like their positions? Does he have immunity from doing that?"

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Mr Pecker, please meet Mr Hankey.

I swear you CANNOT make this sh!t up.

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Lol

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Jay Kuo: "Don't confuse the two . . . [juxtaposed pictures] . . . WEED [picture of pot] . . . DOPE [picture of Orange-PERVERT].

Damn, that picture is worth saving and broadcasting and sharing and posting.

That made me spit out my coffee (in laughter)!

Even if Jay Kuo only posted such hilarious photos, I would read this column regularly.

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

Not a lot to laugh about after the Wed/Thurs debacles at SCOTUS, but thanks always for making the effort, Jay...needed a lift to just get out of bed this a.m.

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

I felt the same way this morning. So I tried to come up with something to make me feel better. I went to my office, wrote out a donation check to Joe Biden in honor of our unsupreme court and mailed it.

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It’s great therapy!

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Did the same. Also donated again to Ruben Gallego (AZ) and Barbara Johnson (TN). (May have gotten her name wrong…too much on my mind this morning 🤪)

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Me, too, for Gallego.

Gloria Johnson.

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Ye, Gloria Johnson not Barbara…thank you! 🙃

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Hasn't anyone ever explained layering to Trump? He's such a whiny wanker. Put on a sweater, dweeb! Biden hasn't conspired with the court to make you cold! And it obviously isn't so cold you can't sleep.... Hmmm.... maybe someone should get him a blanket.

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Haha that's the first thing I thought of too, just as an example of ignorance. I've worked in some very cold offices before and if I knew it was going to be cold I dressed appropriately. Get some thermal underwear, you ignoramus, and no one will even notice.

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I doubt he owns any. Plus it would make him look fat hardeeharhar!

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He couldn’t fit his diaper underneath the thermal undies.

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When it's cold, it's hard for me to sleep. He's just making shit up because he loves to whine, which is a strange habit in itself.

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I agree - a room usually has to be overly warm to make me doze off. I set the thermostat lower in the car when I am trying to make sure that I stay alert.

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Not Biden, it was Taylor Swift

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Yes, an old ratty scratchy one!

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

Thanks for the giggles after a pretty shitty week, thanks to SCOTUS. I kind of felt bad for that penguin. He couldn't get anyone to join him. They're all looking at him like, "Bob? You okay?" The corgie one was adorable. An ad for dream big.

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A lot of police departments now have a dog in their precincts to help with their stress. I think it’s a great idea!

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That Corgi video is priceless...and being a metal head like your brother, I could relate to that penguin! 😂😂 John Fuglesang is pure gold! HAHA! I will always be upset about Kristi Noem and her dog, though. It's heinous, sick and disgusting. Another wonderful summary. Thank you!! ✌️

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That penguin made think he was one something. Did Jr. drop at the zoo when he was making a buy?

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😂 Maybe!

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Silly me. I thought Andrew Tate was locked up in a Romanian prison somewhere. It's amazing how these creatures who have no reflection in the mirror keep popping up.

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He paid his way out, hopefully it is temporary, I can't imagine they want to give back all the pimped wealth they seized.

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

The SCOTUS 6 are a slippery slope!

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Let's enlarge the Court to 13 (so each oversees only one federal appeals court). The first two nominees to the Supremes: Kamala Harris and Merrick Garland.

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Anything to replace AG!

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

The focus of the goalie was amazing. No way was he going to be distracted by anything but the True Hockey Puck.

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*0Mg

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

Thank you! We all really needed this!!😂💖

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Elie Mystal for the win!!

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

Didn't need the sound for the damn bird 😈 But the corgis 👏🤣🤗

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And I felt the bird’s stress and it felt so wrong.

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Apr 27Liked by Jay Kuo

Thanks for doing this. I don't have any other social media so I miss all the jokes.

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Brilliant!

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