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CHELSEA HANDLER FOR THE GOLD!!! 😂💙👏

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That ending!

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She landed it perfectly! A truly perfect 10! I’m dying….🤣😂😅😎

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Aug 3Edited

A friend posted a pic on FB of a recliner someone dumped in his alley. I told him it was JD Vance's abandoned love child.

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Perfect!

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Oh yes!!! She was brilliant

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Yes 💯

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She had a You Tube video up too.

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Air Horse One, that one really slayed me.

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sleighed

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Well played!

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Or in other words, Economy Class ...

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Always a great laugh, thank you.

Am I a bad person for wanting this? Trump dumps Vance, then does sort of a Sith thing trying to get Kamala to join the dark side by publicly announcing on Truth Sociopath: "And I invite Nikki Harris to join me as my new Vice President."

h/t Xeets and Giggles

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Lol

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He seriously might not know that Nikki Haley and Kamala Harris are two different people, just like he kept confusing Biden with Obama.

As his brain unravels, all his archnemeses are blurring into one. What do you want to bet at some point he calls Kamala "Hillary" or "Omarosa" or even "Rosie"? He's led such a rich life, filled with such magnificent grudges.

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Has Omarosa become Black yet? Asking for a friend.

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Great post, Jay. Between it and the week in VP Harris’ campaign, I am much more cheerful!

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Thanks for the great round up, Jay! After many years in publishing the justify one got me good! 🤣

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My roommate Blair would go insane at it being not centered.

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At least they had him leaning left.

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🤣😂

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And? 😝

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".....this extended installment of Xeets and Giggles." Took me so long to get through it all, my coffee is cold now. 🤗

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I got through the political stuff and animal stuff and then, wowsers! It kept going! I especially appreciated the long set up for the Avengers.

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They were the unsuspecting stars of this past week. Beyond the USA women’s gymnastics of course

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I haven’t watched the Olympics in decades but just happened to be visiting my best friend in MN this weekend who had it on, and we got to see a lot of gymnastics, pretty incredible. My kids had never seen the olympics either so I’m glad they came along and got to see some. Might need to invest in Peacock because the rhythmic gymnastics is coming up soon.

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You might want the checkout the NBC Sports app. As long as you have TV provider you can get to content and it is free. You have to watch a lot of adds.

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🤣🤣🤣Good beginning to my day!

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What a line-up! 🤣

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What would you call a row of retreating rabbits? A receding hare line.

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I was going to say Snoop selling furniture for the Gold…but then…Snoop takes the Gold, getting today’s entire Xeets and Giggles a team Gold! Just like Turk shooter! I love him.

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Definitely love Snoop's expression!

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Mantan Moreland came to mind, classic bug-eye and frozen face.

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Thanks, Jay. You just made my week.

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The caption was clearly from the woke liberal media- they left justify everything.

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👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣

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So much fun!!! Thanks.

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Thanks, I needed that!

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