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I hate to say I told you so, but I said during the live chat on Big Picture that Xeets and Giggles was going to be epic.

I told you so.

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The DonOld is not a happy camper this week.

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Do we care? DonOLD needs to up his pace for self-destruction.

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👆💙👏

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Absolutely brilliant!!!

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Funny as always.

Not so funny is MAGA is using the pet eating thing to fuel violence in Ohio, trying to incite stochastic terrorism against the immigrant community and scare enough people to flip the Senate seat. I wonder what's the best way to counter that. Ten years of this crap has shown us that scolding and appealing to morality doesn't work, so maybe just mocking it is the way to go.

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Sep 14·edited Sep 14

Somebody on Tiedrich’s post today called it “swatting a whole town” and we all need to start framing it that way!

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One would hope some three letter agencies might deploy some resources to see if they can assist in finding some of the people that have showed up to harass their citizens. They might find a few from their most wanted lists and some probation violations. Speaking of violations, add this one to the hitting of a parked plane in Fl, not sure if same plane or pilot, but that's two incidents within 4months and violating restricted airspace better result in serious consequences.

https://youtu.be/i8wiRr-7Tsw?si=s99U5XcRdxDyL80S

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They can find one violator in the US Senate and another in a dumpy dive in FL.

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It just reminded me why having Donald, JDV, or Mike Johnson as president is unacceptable.

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Came here to say the same...not to throw shade on today's X&G, but I know who's NOT laughing at the "eating dogs" meme, and they are the Haitian residents of Springfield, whose lives have been turned upside down by the naked cruelties propagated by tRump, Hillbilly, and assorted far-right racists. This anti-immigrant bullshit could easily start taking lives, and "eating pets" ceases to be a laughing matter.

Now, that fucking tRump is deliberately targeting the Haitians in Springfield as No. 1 on his "mass deportation" list, and who can doubt the SOB at his word in this matter? He is NOT joking, people.

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Mocking the people who spread these lies, and on the other hand pulling no punches on calling it what it is rather than just calling it “divisive” or some weak sauce.

If you still don’t think this is how the Nazis got started, tell me how you think the Nazis got started.

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Yes, strong "Jews eating babies" vibes over the "Haitians eating cats" lies.

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Also, the dangers of casually repeating hearsay on social media:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-just-exploded-springfield-woman-says-never-meant-spark-rumors-haitian-rcna171099

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Then WHY did she post it in the first place? 🤨

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Fair question. People can be pretty dumb on social media. They just share stuff and don't think through it at all. Share share share! It's wild.

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This is why it's important for moderators on those community pages be extra vigilant about posts that look innocent on the surface but contain a lot of misinformation. I regularly report wayward posts to the admins of my local pages. I'm an admin myself for my HOA private page and have no tolerance for misinformation

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For retweets & giggles?

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It is harder to smile/laugh about the cats and dogs because the legal Haitians now fear violence against them. There were bomb threats for 2 days. And I wonder how the Haitian children are doing.

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We must learn to do two things to fight MAGA. We must never treat them as serious people, and we must also treat their actions as if they have serious consequences. That is a hard line for many folks to walk, but it’s what I’m hoping to do, along with many other political commentators.

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Exactly. Laughter is our kryptonite. It disempowers the Maga.

And we can protect the innocent all at the same time.

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YES. When bullies shell it out, hand it right back on a silver platter. . . One, shiny enough for them to see their own faces.

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I have to laugh at all this stuff but I completely understand your sentiment. I do think that people are rallying around this migrant community. If I lived in Ohio or could manage a trip even from where I live now, I'd go there and do what I can.

The worst aspect of this is that Haiti's current conditions are the direct result of Western colonialism (and some very bad luck from mother nature). I suggest that anyone who is interested in this topic read about not just current events in Haiti, where Kenya has graciously accepted the very difficult challenge of trying to establish some kind of order there in the face of street gangs who are controlling most parts of major urban centers, but its history, too. France, for example, demanded reparations *from* Haiti for Haiti's war of independence.

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2021/10/05/1042518732/-the-greatest-heist-in-history-how-haiti-was-forced-to-pay-reparations-for-freed

The world owes Haiti massive reparations for the way its people have been treated over the last two+ centuries. But we can't even really get the Kenyan police force assigned to fix the gang problem there properly funded. It's a travesty we all own.

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Just to be clear...the bad luck from Mother Nature is a result of Western colonialism as well. It's called climate change and is a result of Western colonialism using way to much oil & gas and other chemicals, that create unbalance in our atmosphere, that result in climate change creating massive storms, heat waves, huge snow and ice storms, etc., etc., etc., all around the planet, not just in Haiti.

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The storms, yes. The earthquakes, no.

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No, fracking does that.

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Fracking in Haiti??????????????

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Worse, they came to the US to be safe.

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I wondered the same thing in my comment. If mocking the idea helps blunt its effect, then I'm all for it. But there needs to be a response to trying to incite violence against immigrants.

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Yes, I feel the same way and hope they have support and protection.

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Even their own democratic senator brown refused to make any statements countering the lies.

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You got a link for that claim?

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I've seen it published several times. If you want a link, look it up yourself.

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I did look it up, there is nothing out there, just as I suspected. Stop spreading misinformation.

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Refused? Or simply hasn't made any statements to date? Why would Senator Brown need to says anything about an absurd and untrue rumor? The claims about Haitians eating household pets are being debunked left and right by just about everyone else..

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That commenter is a lying troll.

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I assumed as much.

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If it’s the state he supposedly represents, I would expect him to speak out on such an important matter. He must be a coward because he’s afraid of backlash from the MAGA/GQP/WCN Extremist Cult. I therefore conclude he’s "refusing" to comment.

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You are parsing words and making shit up out of whole cloth—BUSTED!! Now go away.

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You’re a bot or a dumbass; you apparently lack the ability to read and comprehend.

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In your previous comment to me you said you had seen it published several times, now you ADMIT YOU ARE “CONCLUDING” IT.

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You’re a bot or a dumbass; you apparently lack the ability to read and comprehend.

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You’re a bot or a dumbass; you apparently lack the ability to read and comprehend.

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I still think the memes are hilarious but took them off FB and only share privately now. I get they are more poking fun at TFG and couch man but I don't want to publicly promote hate

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

“She said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight”

😂🤣😂

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The air conditioner was ABSOLUTELY sitting on the windowsill stargazing.

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

I laughed so hard at the bar video about “this……former president…” that my husband came in and asked me if I was okay. Also, I understand the concern over laughing about the ridiculous claim that Haitians are stealing and eating people’s pets in Springfield, when that claim is putting people at risk. Overall, though, this is an epic Xeets and Giggles this week.

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Totally agree (the word in my head as I watched her struggle in real-time was "a**hole") and was soooo impressed that she was able to pull back from the brink 🩵

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

Laughter is a proven way to neutralize the power of authoritarians. It’s what finally broke the “Trump is inevitable” spell, in my opinion. Jeff Tiedrich is a national treasure, and that video by The Kiffness was the best this week! Possibly your finest collection ever.

With that being said, I do hope the insanity dies down for the people of Springfield, OH, and that the immigrant community is being kept safe until it does.

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I like Kiffness a lot, but I wish he'd distorted Trump's voice; I found it hard to listen to it during the song.

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.

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So many comments I could make. First, I absolutely agree that we do need to laugh. It is important to laugh. It’s part of the joy and optimism that Harris is bringing. And it does drive fascists crazy when they are laughed at. Then secondly, the very first meme you show about transgender surgeries on illegal aliens. First of all, it’s stupid stupid thing. But when did they start giving a shit about or undocumented immigrants? Suddenly, this rumor comes out and they’re all concerned. They are just exhausting.

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They’re trying to take the focus off of Project 2025.

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And The Convict's obvious decline and (more than ever, if it's possible) total unfitness.

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Their strategy is to throw so much shit on the wall and tell so many lies that it is impossible to keep up, never mind debunk everything. It's from that POS Bannon - "flood the zone". The POLS don't believe any of this nonsense - but the cult does.

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Trump has always been awful. Look back at the Central Park Five Days, his stalking brighter, actually qualified Hillary Clinton around a stage. He’s never answered policy questions or offered solutions.

This debate, though, put a further decline into focus.

He looks terrible. Trump’s life of excess is on full display. Conspiracy theories have always been his bread&butter, but ideas like live babies are killed, attacking VP on the border when everyone knows he killed a bipartisan solution, to Trump and a Ohio Senator making up this macabre tail of Haitian legal immigrants killing&eating pets in Springfield OH.

Trump supporters have never minded his overt racism&misogyny, his getting away with tax cheating. They believe those tax cuts for himself somehow benefit them, but he’s slipped past making ugliness seem attractive, he’s a full blown charactour. Laura Loomer, ridiculous makeup&facial expressions.

He’s never been Wm F Buckley an attractive, articulate fascist, but the ugliness of his mind&body are now on full view.

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there's a lot of speculation over whether he's just leaning into the conspiracies to fire up his base, or if, in fact, he really can't distinguish fact and fiction anymore.

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I don’t know if Trump has ever been able to distinguish fact from his own fiction. Everyone has always agreed with whatever idiocy came out of his mouth.

I do know his inner circle has dwindled to the most hideous of creatures. Laura Loomer??

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He’ll always have junior and eric… fwiw.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tomato, tomahto. Personally, I think it's both - he began with the first, and has devolved into the second.

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I was delighted that Harris brought up the Central Park 5.

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

Refuses to debate again? tWIMP!

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The Trumpfluencers who say that only the loser asks for another debate (and therefore Trump won) tend to shut up when it is pointed out that Trump asked for another debate after the one with Biden.

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

Psst ... Until your baby girl is old enough to rip pages out of books, you can read her anything you want. I read my first kid the entire works of Shakespeare out loud just because I could, and I was the only one of us traumatized by Titus Andronicus

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I read my sons James Michener. I swooned over his elegant language out loud to them when they could only gurgle happily back to me 📖 🩵

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My favorite was the Dr. Seuss book. I hope someone makes it real.

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Sep 14Liked by Jay Kuo

“Trumpshit crazy” is my new favorite term. I’ve been saying for awhile that the original term was an insult to 🦇 and 💩 when it comes to that man.

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Discussion threads in my town just south of Springfield Ohio are begging people to stop with all the pet memes. Any of it just feeds them, they say. Funny or not. So I have stopped making cat pictures for now.

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All of this inflicting harm on Springfield is a political maneuver seized on by Vance and ASSociates to affect Sherrod Brown's campaign. Donate and also to non-profits in Springfield, or small businesses there who are all impacted by this MAGA terrorism. https://business.greaterspringfield.com/list/category/nonprofit-organizations-1231?q=&c=1231&sa=False

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