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BitsyBelle's avatar

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for the laughs. I just noticed that Substack says this is a 4 minute read, like who could get through that fast when you want to click on all the links and stop to laugh at all the pictures? Not to mention share some with your friends.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Not only that, but often the replies on the original social media posts are precious. These Saturday morning posts are almost becoming like a mini R&D effort.

VT_Maid's avatar

I don't know about minutes, but I can confirm that this, plus your comment = 1 cup of tea-time.

Kim's avatar

Obviously there is an inverse reaction going on. The worse the week, the better Xeets and Giggles! SO good. SO needed. Thank you Jay!

Stevens's avatar

Note to self: do not read Jay's Xeets and Giggles when on the elliptical machine at the gym...

JoyLynn's avatar

😀😃😄😄😁😆😂🤣

LC Sharkey (they/them)'s avatar

The visual of JD with Palin hair and glasses cracked me up! I could not stop laughing!

Sharon C Storm's avatar

It’s amazing to me that it really looks like both JD and Sarah.

Margaret Prendergast's avatar

He needs more eyeliner, though

Mary Stellick's avatar

Re the phone one, I immediately thought, "Yes, and with a cord attached so you can't lose it, but long enough so you can take it in another room so your parents don't hear your conversation !" Can you tell I'm old? 😂

SCS - Michigan's avatar

A princess version would be lovely 😍

JoyLynn's avatar

Still had mine until my godson found it.

Kevin R's avatar

Donating your body to English lit is how you support the creation of sequels to Frankenstein

Sandy Driscoll's avatar

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous... every single bit of your post. Made my day!

Lynette Mason's avatar

Great post today! Just one laugh out loud moment after another. It keeps us strong when we laugh together at this messed up state of things. Thank you!

Jack Stone's avatar

Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest.

Charles Bastille's avatar

Thanks, Jay (sarcasm font). You got me addicted to dad jokes a couple months ago, and this latest one is not helping.

I loved hearing Che laughing in the background on the Hitler translation. I always love hearing that laugh. I should put a Che laugh as a ringtone on my phone.

Kimmy's avatar

I share all the dad jokes with a small group of coworkers on Mondays at the office. I have a coworker who completed her PhD in engineering at a university in Germany (she is not German) and I’m beyond excited to share this joke with her

Jennifer's avatar

I always love Saturday mornings with you. Thanks!

Dr Nurse Dux PSYCH!'s avatar

I love this so hard. THANK YOU for helping me destress.

Joanne's avatar

Saying that Vance maintained a "suave demeanor" for 90 minutes--minus the time he blew up over being fact-checked--is like saying I'm an athlete because I went for a walk this morning.

Kate's avatar

Yeah, he was a smarmy doosh, IMHO.

Lucy Guerlac's avatar

You make me holler with laughter!

Maria Elena Lara's avatar

Thank you so much for posting the TikTok links - I've reluctantly hit the "X" links but am glad to have another option!!!

Linda's avatar

I refuse to hit the "X" links -- please, why are you people still using it, given what Musk is doing to promote Trump????

ElizabethP Barnes's avatar

TikTok links are only accessible if you subscribe to TikTok. That's why we're compelled to use Twitter links.

Linda's avatar

And, of course, the "X" posts can diss Trump, too. The sad thing is that the choices are Elon Musk's "X" or China's TikTok. Why is that, one wonders???

Dave Edgar's avatar

Not true. I do not subscribe to either one, and I can see both. Of course, I do not use my phone for any of this...

ElizabethP Barnes's avatar

Good to know: On my phone I have no access to TikTok without a subscription; perhaps I should try the computer.

Carol Radsprecher's avatar

I don’t subscribe to either but I still get these on my phone.

Sooz Hall's avatar

I honestly think he’s supporting Muskox.

Dave Edgar's avatar

He has explained this many times: he would greatly prefer to never use X - but a great deal of the material he requires for his other work demands it. He takes the Saturday stuff where he finds it, and if there is a Tiktok link readily available he will put that up as well.

Lewis Dalven's avatar

Maya Rudolf gets KH, but JA Johnson kills it on The Donold! I don’t watch SNL so thanks for the clips…