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From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for the laughs. I just noticed that Substack says this is a 4 minute read, like who could get through that fast when you want to click on all the links and stop to laugh at all the pictures? Not to mention share some with your friends.

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Not only that, but often the replies on the original social media posts are precious. These Saturday morning posts are almost becoming like a mini R&D effort.

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I don't know about minutes, but I can confirm that this, plus your comment = 1 cup of tea-time.

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Oct 5Liked by Jay Kuo

Obviously there is an inverse reaction going on. The worse the week, the better Xeets and Giggles! SO good. SO needed. Thank you Jay!

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Oct 5Liked by Jay Kuo

Note to self: do not read Jay's Xeets and Giggles when on the elliptical machine at the gym...

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😀😃😄😄😁😆😂🤣

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The visual of JD with Palin hair and glasses cracked me up! I could not stop laughing!

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It’s amazing to me that it really looks like both JD and Sarah.

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He needs more eyeliner, though

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Re the phone one, I immediately thought, "Yes, and with a cord attached so you can't lose it, but long enough so you can take it in another room so your parents don't hear your conversation !" Can you tell I'm old? 😂

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A princess version would be lovely 😍

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Still had mine until my godson found it.

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Loved that one too.

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Donating your body to English lit is how you support the creation of sequels to Frankenstein

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👏

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Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous... every single bit of your post. Made my day!

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Great post today! Just one laugh out loud moment after another. It keeps us strong when we laugh together at this messed up state of things. Thank you!

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Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest.

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Thanks, Jay (sarcasm font). You got me addicted to dad jokes a couple months ago, and this latest one is not helping.

I loved hearing Che laughing in the background on the Hitler translation. I always love hearing that laugh. I should put a Che laugh as a ringtone on my phone.

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I share all the dad jokes with a small group of coworkers on Mondays at the office. I have a coworker who completed her PhD in engineering at a university in Germany (she is not German) and I’m beyond excited to share this joke with her

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I always love Saturday mornings with you. Thanks!

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I love this so hard. THANK YOU for helping me destress.

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Saying that Vance maintained a "suave demeanor" for 90 minutes--minus the time he blew up over being fact-checked--is like saying I'm an athlete because I went for a walk this morning.

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Yeah, he was a smarmy doosh, IMHO.

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You make me holler with laughter!

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Thank you so much for posting the TikTok links - I've reluctantly hit the "X" links but am glad to have another option!!!

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I refuse to hit the "X" links -- please, why are you people still using it, given what Musk is doing to promote Trump????

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TikTok links are only accessible if you subscribe to TikTok. That's why we're compelled to use Twitter links.

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And, of course, the "X" posts can diss Trump, too. The sad thing is that the choices are Elon Musk's "X" or China's TikTok. Why is that, one wonders???

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Not true. I do not subscribe to either one, and I can see both. Of course, I do not use my phone for any of this...

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Good to know: On my phone I have no access to TikTok without a subscription; perhaps I should try the computer.

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I don’t subscribe to either but I still get these on my phone.

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I honestly think he’s supporting Muskox.

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He has explained this many times: he would greatly prefer to never use X - but a great deal of the material he requires for his other work demands it. He takes the Saturday stuff where he finds it, and if there is a Tiktok link readily available he will put that up as well.

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Maya Rudolf gets KH, but JA Johnson kills it on The Donold! I don’t watch SNL so thanks for the clips…

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