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What do you get if there's a flood in a cheese factory? De brie everywhere.

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Dad joke alert!

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What did the ghost say to the bee?

BOO Bee!!

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So it's NOT Wile E. Coyote who controls the weather! Good to know! :D

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Let’s see:

First it was “Jewish Space Lasers,” then there was “Switching Voting Machines,” now it’s Weather Control.”

Did I miss any other crazy ass conspiracy theories?

These MAGAs are getting ridiculous! 🤣

I really can’t get over the fact that they are out here trying to convince people that democratss and the VP can control the weather 😂 🤦‍♂️

What about wearing these kinds of shirts in front of them? 👇 🤔

teespring.com/stores/libtees-2

I look forward to casting my vote for VP Harris and Gov Walz. Now more than ever!

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And thats just MTG

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Go away

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Absolutely stellar: the video of Trump waiting to go on stage while the music is all about how weird he is!! Whoever made this deserves huge applause.

Also, how long can someone live without a brain..... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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In MAGA’s case, too damn long.

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The Creep song was perfect, and he danced at just the right time. hahahaha. I wish I thought this creatively.

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Wow. It’s all great. Top to bottom

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But Trump had concepts for changing the weather.

Meanwhile, Marjorie Taylor Greene (G-FY) has demonstrated her own remarkable weather making skills with her brain creating the longest sustained low pressure system in earth’s recorded history. This extreme low pressure is what is actually attracting hurricanes. Science.

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nuclear bombs and sharpies!

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My first bump into xeets and giggles 🤭 this just made my weekend🤣😂🤣😅😂

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My favorite part of the week!! Thanks, Jay!

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💗👏🏻💗👏🏻💗👏🏻

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It's what I look for every weekend.

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Seems as though you’re getting up to speed with the Dad jokes pretty early, Jay. I’ll groan for Riley.

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I get the feeling he's workshopping new material on us to prep for the big venue.

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OMG BroadwayHusbands made Xeets&Giggles! I love when my favorite accounts mashup! 😂

(and the best part? I’m quite sure they’re in TEXAS.)

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I loved that one too.

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What's BroadwayHusbands? I try to keep up with what's going on there.

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That’s their IG handle and maybe their TikTok handle too. I follow them on IG.

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Ah. They sound cool!

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Xeets and Giggles is one of the highlights of my week!

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Cottage cheese isn't really cheese?

No whey.

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How curd you.

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Are you milking this for all it's worth, Jay?

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A the hen says: “Love is love.” 🐈🐈‍⬛🩶

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Subtitles are your friends when watching tv and everyone around you are talking about just happened.

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In my family we’ve always said, “Sit down! I can’t hear!”

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I cannot watch tv without them. After all, I’m a visual learner. Yup, that’s why I can’t understand what’s going on without them.

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Spectacular! The dog stealing the pasta and the Mama chicken keeping the kittens safe are LOL and awe.

BTW in my world we always call it CHOPS. They are a wonder Pediatric Hospital that is sent children from all over.

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Thanks. Need this every week.

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This ALONE is worth the price of admission, Jay. Thanks so much for putting it together!♥️

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The Kentucky couple, too funny! And the SNL Washington skit cracked me up. All brilliant.

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That was one of the more clever skits ever done by them.

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We know what goes in hot dogs though: lips and a**holes. Common knowledge, innit?

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