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that one about the billboard and the word "boarder" spelled wrong. There's something else there too. It says Trump and Vance, then Pray for America. So, do T and V pray for America? I doubt it, so I think it means, with T and V in the offing, it is say, please, with them, pray for America - America will need it. Really, besides a spell checker, they need a marketing rep who can read the signs in different ways.

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More like Trump and Vance Prey ON America!

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That jumped out to me too

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Glad it wasn’t just me, 😁

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Nonononono - they are ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST!! And if you aren't seeing it RIGHT, why, you are a sick twisted marxist leftist commie DEMONCRAT!!!! The cult knows...

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Trump is imploding before our eyes, but we're wise enough to know that's not enough. We need to do something no matter how small to help Harris and Dems every single day until Election Day. I'm mailing 20 more postcards to NC this morning. We've got this folks!!!

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The doggies 🤗🤣! But wish I'd seen the dancing professor while I was still teaching 4th grade math.

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Told my son when he started 4th grade that he needed to really pay attention in class now, that I couldn't help with "new math" because I only learned "old math", it would have been nice to have dancing professor for back up!

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Titanic Voyage Ends in Scavenger Hunt

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Yay! Those 2 lines about the Challenger & Hindenburg called out for one about the Titanic. Good job!

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Truly didn't think I could adore Dave Bautista any more than I did before, I was wrong, but I did get my BallotTrax confirmation that I have been counted as voting correctly! Voted 💙

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What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is NOT putting it in the fruit salad.

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What comes from using botanical terms instead of culinary terms!

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Oh those dogs...!!

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All I can say is: He sure dances like a white man!!!

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He votes like one, too.

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I also say goodbye to the hotel room! One sleep and it feels like a home.

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Thank you for that great compilation. I haven't laughed that hard since...well, yesterday. But even so, I needed that. Thanks again.

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I always love these compilations. But I don't know if I'll find them funny if he gets back into power somehow.

His face looks a little different to me and I'll admit that I avoid looking at it — but is it possible he's had a small stroke? Something seems off, even for him. Either way, I gotta think some of these viral moments are peeling off at least a few votes.

Bautista kind of came close to crossing a few lines, but sometimes you gotta talk to your audience. That's the kind of stuff those guys need to hear, IMO.

I'm gonna go out and wrastle a few votes for Kamala and hope my eyes don't burn off (having some vision and light sensitivity issues — maybe I'm becoming like the character in my newest novel). Have fun, everyone!

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Good luck .... what's your newest novel?

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Thanks. Well, my newest is Restive Souls, but that’s in the hands of a couple of acquisition editors. The one I’m referring to is Psalm of Vampires. :-)

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I just looked up Magicland. Sounds like I might like it. In general, I'm not into vampires (excepting, always, Buffy & Angel!). Too much blood. I even had trouble reading the original Dracula!

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Thanks! MagicLand is a bit closer to Young Adult fiction but adults tell me they enjoy it. No profanity or real violence. Sort of a Romeo and Juliet story but not tragic. Psalm of Vampires is more of a dark comedy. It doesn’t take itself seriously. I’m too close to it to know how bloody it is. That’s not the central focus of the novel, but there is some gore. Thanks for checking them out!

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Loved those dogs, but I laughed at a lot of others too.

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Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.

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Thank you for all the work you put in to entertain us on Saturday morning, Jay. I would never have enjoyed many of these clips without your guidance.

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Remember he wants to demolish the Compartment of Education

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Thank you for the laughter!!

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