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😂🤣😂🤣 my favorite way to start my Saturday. Loved the pregnant turkey! Also the Jimmy Kimmel vid. I have the concept of holding space for those lyrics 🤦🏻.

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Hahaha

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I have a black cat and he is the best! For real though, thanks for making me laugh

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Same for me. Sam was a wonderful pure black cat. He came to our house & adopted us. My mom fed him some water & milk. My sister & I immediately fell in love with him. Our dad resisted, but after a couple of days, he gave in.

He was devoted to us & only us. Didn't like strangers or loud noises. He took turns sleeping with us. A few nights with my parents, a few nights with my sister & a few more nights with me. I remember one 4th of July he came underneath the covers & slept at the foot of my bed all night long.

He had a silent meow. Otherwise he scratched on the glass door to be let in or out. We loved to share our food with him at the dinner table, although that was a no-no.

He died from pneumonitis at only 6 1/2 years old. He became very lethargic, sniffling, sneezing. On his last day he slept in the (dry) bathtub all day long. When my sister & I came home from school, my mom said he was dying, & all 3 of us sat in the living room & just cried. Sam was weeping, too, tears coming down from his eyes, because he knew he was going to leave us. It was my first experience with death of someone so close & beloved to me, & very hard to take.

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same!

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Our little black cat, Jiji, died just 8 weeks ago. She was 18 and 1/2 years old, and the love of our lives. We miss our pocket panther.

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Sorry for your loss.

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Also sorry for your loss😞

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You don't have to buy those NY Eve tickets every year. After about 30 yo, you can get a lifetime pass.

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Ooooh, I want one!

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BOOM!

It is hereby yours. Enjoy! My wife and I stay awake long enough to watch Andy and Anderson get shitfaced, and that's that.

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I saw that Vance pic somewhere else and I assumed it was just some BlueSky person having fun. HE posted that??????? For realz??? How can that even be so? It's as if M. Night Shyamalan said, "Nope, THIS is how a Norman Rockwell painting should look."

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Vance is presenting the turkey. The turkey is (the) US.

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Thank you Jay! I need this in my life right now... It's literally the best thing about my weekend🤣

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Soooo many laughs out loud! Needed them. Thank you, Jay.

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The shock of this election may never leave me. Lies won this time. But I do enjoy this weekly break! Thank you!

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Separate bathrooms for MAGAts ✅✚ But the rest ain't bad, especially the 🐈‍⬛s.

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Look forward to every Saturday. ThankYou

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Great memes and content!

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How much does a position on Trump's cabinet cost? Asking for a friend..🤔

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You'd need to check Boris Epshtyne's going rate.

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Isn't it something like $100,000 a month?

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Wait 'til the after Christmas sale, Ms Holly. He'll slash it to 20% off!

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From now on when someone looks at me like they have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm going to say in a quiet, ethereal voice, "I've seen it. Yeah." (Thanks for adding the beautiful butterflies. We need laughs and beauty!)

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Yet another sparkling Saturday, a personal favorite due to the many laughs and lessons you provide. I got stuck at the 'pregnant turkey' so had to go back to prevent missing any more treasures. What a weekly treat this is. Many thanks.

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I love this and immediately shared it with a boomer group of assholes I know who are clueless .

-Nate

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Um... -Nate? As a non-clueless (in this regard, at least) boomer - I think you could have left that word out without losing anything at all.

We ALL know a group (or several) of assholes who are clueless, and plenty of them are X, Z, Milennial, etc.

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Knock yourself out .

I said what I meant .

I'm a non demented boomer too .

-Nate

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We'll need all the humor we can muster for the foreseeable future. Thanks, JK.

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