The week started out with the first official Democratic primary in the country. And insurgent contender Dean Phillips exceeded expectations. The bad kind, that is. Phillips tried to put a brave face on a humiliating third place finish. This take was on point…
I saw a similar comment, something like "If Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were both drowning, and you were standing on the beach with only one life preserver, what kind of sandwich would you be eating?" Hahaha.
Because Trump would use it on himself and let Johnson burn to a crisp.
From the Internet:
"If you must use a fire extinguisher, remember to never use a co2 based extinguisher on a person. A Co2 fire extinguisher works by covering the target with a layer of carbon dioxide gas, which can cause frostbite, mild to extreme respiratory problems, and suffocation or death in some instances."
Not that it would matter. Neither of them have heard of "Stop, Drop and Roll."
Jay, after the hit job from the Hur report and all the horrible comments from my right-wing friends on FB, I was pretty down. Then Xeets and Giggles landed and made me laugh. Thank you so much for your important daily content and for always brightening my weekend.
That Chinese dude utterly wrecked me. I too lived in Arkansas during the period when Rockefeller was Governor and Fulbright was a Senator. What a turnaround.
Happy Lunar New Year to you, too. These were very funny, but I'm in a sour mood over the media's handling of Biden's exhortation. Like a pack of rabid dogs. Shameful and disgusting behavior. These funnies helped a bit, so thank you.
Love it all! Animal videos calm me down-and after yesterday I think we all need that! The Tom Cotton part about sent me into an asthma attack! Did any of us ever imagine the United States could reach such a low and ridiculous point? 🤷♀️ Jay we all appreciate you so much. Thanks!
Happy Lunar Year of the Dragon , Jay ! So much to choose from this week , Jay ! It should be sacrilegious to compare dumpster to the King ! Dumpster is definitely not Elvis , more Hitler , if you ask me ! Cheers , Jay !!!!
Where would you hide the fire extinguisher? LMAO.
and Sarah Palin's porch
I saw a similar comment, something like "If Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were both drowning, and you were standing on the beach with only one life preserver, what kind of sandwich would you be eating?" Hahaha.
Good one!
I would give the fire extinguisher to Trump.
Why you ask?
Because Trump would use it on himself and let Johnson burn to a crisp.
From the Internet:
"If you must use a fire extinguisher, remember to never use a co2 based extinguisher on a person. A Co2 fire extinguisher works by covering the target with a layer of carbon dioxide gas, which can cause frostbite, mild to extreme respiratory problems, and suffocation or death in some instances."
Not that it would matter. Neither of them have heard of "Stop, Drop and Roll."
I loved that one!
Jay, after the hit job from the Hur report and all the horrible comments from my right-wing friends on FB, I was pretty down. Then Xeets and Giggles landed and made me laugh. Thank you so much for your important daily content and for always brightening my weekend.
Btw, I live in Arkansas, so Tom
Cotton is my senator. People miles away probably heard me laughing.
That Chinese dude utterly wrecked me. I too lived in Arkansas during the period when Rockefeller was Governor and Fulbright was a Senator. What a turnaround.
Mike Johnson’s son got a notification 🤣🤣🤣
So. Good.
Uncle George's "crouching tiger, hidden democrat" cracks me up for some reason, every time!
Had to forward to several friends!
One of your best, Jay. I laughed out loud at least 6 times reading this stuff.
If Trump wanted Hillary in jail…😂😂😂
And that cat. Killin’ me
So sneaky!
The Hillary joke was SO good.
Happy Lunar New Year to you, too. These were very funny, but I'm in a sour mood over the media's handling of Biden's exhortation. Like a pack of rabid dogs. Shameful and disgusting behavior. These funnies helped a bit, so thank you.
Exoneration, but I got your point and agree!!! 👍
Oh crap. Lol
🤣🥰
None of These Candidates beat Haley in Nevada.
I swear you can't make this shit up.
That Abbott and Costello thing was spot on lol
And a spectacular Year of the Dragon to you, Jay. You are simply the best. 🥰
And to you!
Love it all! Animal videos calm me down-and after yesterday I think we all need that! The Tom Cotton part about sent me into an asthma attack! Did any of us ever imagine the United States could reach such a low and ridiculous point? 🤷♀️ Jay we all appreciate you so much. Thanks!
Can we deport Elon Musk?
I wish more that we could revoke Tucker Carlson's passport.
Anyone with that much money is a "citizen of the world" and can/will live wherever he wants. Hell, there are sovereign nations worth less.
Uncle George for the win!
I don't know who Sundae_Divine is; but I think I love her. She is spot on EVERY TIME!
Happy Lunar Year of the Dragon , Jay ! So much to choose from this week , Jay ! It should be sacrilegious to compare dumpster to the King ! Dumpster is definitely not Elvis , more Hitler , if you ask me ! Cheers , Jay !!!!
Hitler was smarter... mostly...
LOL 😂 at least THREE times! Another great week! 🙏
Happy Lunar Year! Thanks for the giggles and yes cats do have a sense of humor albeit usually with a touch of brattiness.
Again, a tour de farce, Jay! You have skilz, dude (courtesy of Napolean D. 😉).