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This one was a classic! I think they put Ron DeSantis’ human suit on a bit too tight before the debate.

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🤣😂🤣😂

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You have been asked nicely to stop using this Substack for marketing. Now, knockithtefuck off.

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Aug 26, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

I love the Amendment accounts! What a great idea!

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And it is Stormy for the win!

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Totally agree!

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Every Saturday I look forward to Just for Xeets and Giggles. I knew that this week was going to one of the best, and I was not disappointed. Thanks for putting all of this together for us every week, Jay.

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There was just so much material to work with! 😆

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Aug 26, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Thank you for this! I wish Sarah Cooper would come back for another impersonation of Trump talking about mosquitoes. Watching that I just imagined her impersonation and laughed harder

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I thought the same thing! I could hear her voice!

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Would be hilarious!! Sarah is the best.

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That incredible vid of the little terrier running whilst balancing the rubber ball takes away all of this week's nastiness, capped by the tRump mugshot, which was right out of The Shining - "Wendy, I'm home!"

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Aug 26, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Stormy! CNN needs to get rid of Crazy Eyes Grissom and bring Stormy in as a commentator.

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Where's my black sharpie when I need it to make some alterations? Some of the photos and comments are hilarious, some insightful, some puzzling. Regardless what is said or what is seen, those who can separate fact from fiction are our best hope for meaningful change for the better. I keep hearing MLK Jr saying, "The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice."

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Tour de force with the mugshots and debate!

A real OLD dad joke:

What’s a paradox?

Dr. Casey and Dr. Kildare

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Me when my husband comes home, “Oh, hey.” Me when Jay’s Xeets and Giggles hits my email “HELLA HEY!”

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I still haven't seen anyone call it the mugshot heard 'round the world.

And how did they manage to throw an entire plane out of a window?

I'll let myself out... ;)

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DeSantis looks like he just came from the dentist.

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Aug 26, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

As always my Saturday morning coffee starts off with a hoot 😂

We have to give these people credit for the amount of self owns they do.

And as always, the Orange Baffoon grifts of off every indictment and arrests.

And seeing the MAGAnuts donating to a millionaire is totally hysterical and insane. And they deserve what they get back from him, which is absolutely nothing.. So they better get use to living on Ramen noodles. So...bwahahaha!

Thanks for the Saturday morning giggles

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How can they possibly complain about the economy when they apparently have so much disposable income they can just give it away to millionaires and attorneys without any tax deduction benefit? Hmm

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They all think that trump will help them to become millionaires. 😂

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Did that panda mama seriously just pick up the panda baby by his ear?

Re: the trash can bag thing. WHAT?! What kind of sorcery is this? WHY was I not told?! My life has been a waste! And a lie! I am having an existential crisis!

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The trash can thing works fine as long as nobody pokes a hole in the bottom of the same bag that ends up with a bunch of liquid in it, otherwise it's a fine hack indeed!

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It doesn’t work well if you buy your trash can liners from Costco!

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I'm absolutely going to try this for my own trash can.

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Aug 26, 2023Liked by Jay Kuo

Perfect Jay! This was worth the wait. I never realized how weird the word “budgerigar” looks in print, especially in the same post as “tetragametic chimera”. I feel like I swallowed a dictionary!

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There are a ton of creative people out there! Thanks for the excellent collection, Jay! 😂😂

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