The week kicked off with an another indictment watch as the Georgia grand jurors were asked to stay past 5pm on Monday, the reporters were told to grab dinner, and the last of the witnesses, originally scheduled for the following day, came in to testify.
The "golf cart chase" was hands-down the imagery of the week! I mean, can't you just see tRump careening around the MAL course with a caravan of process servers right on his tail? FAB!
Jay, thank you for making me laugh out loud, several times, before 8 am California time on a Saturday. I can’t pick my favorite, there were too many! 🤣😂🤣😂
Me, too. Haven't laughed so hard in YEARS!!! Best collection EVER. I sent to my sisters with an admonition that they had read the WHOLE THING. Brilliant and genius.
I laughed out loud for Giuliani asking for sanctuary at Embassy Suites! So spot on. The rest were great, too. I'm very sorry if your life has been like herding pandas, Jay. Hang in there. We're all pullin' for you.
Another hysterical roundup! I identify with the cats. That was me having to sit on the hump between brothers in the backseat of our family station wagon!😂
“Go mow your mom”. I may never recover. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thank you Jay!
There is a real truth in that photo.
I did a screenshot and sent it to my sister 😂
I sent a screenshot to my mom. I couldn’t stop laughing!
The "golf cart chase" was hands-down the imagery of the week! I mean, can't you just see tRump careening around the MAL course with a caravan of process servers right on his tail? FAB!
And secret service barely breaking a sweat running alongside... 😂
Smile? I was ROTFLMAO!! Thanks Jay, for being humble and kind. You’re pretty funny too!
Jay, thank you for making me laugh out loud, several times, before 8 am California time on a Saturday. I can’t pick my favorite, there were too many! 🤣😂🤣😂
My favorite was the "cracker-whacker." Maybe it's old news to other but it was new news to me. :-)
It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Reading this and trying not to aspirate my coffee is becoming my new Saturday morning ritual.
Diet Dr. Pepper definitely burns the nostrils!lol
This was absolutely the best Saturday morning, because of YOU! Thanks so very much. I really needed this!
Totally did me in with today’s collection. I’m wiping my tears and my husband is saying “what?” What!?” Over and over.
Me, too. Haven't laughed so hard in YEARS!!! Best collection EVER. I sent to my sisters with an admonition that they had read the WHOLE THING. Brilliant and genius.
I laughed out loud for Giuliani asking for sanctuary at Embassy Suites! So spot on. The rest were great, too. I'm very sorry if your life has been like herding pandas, Jay. Hang in there. We're all pullin' for you.
My favorite giggle of the week! And one I can't help but read aloud to anyone who will listen. ♥️😂
I know!!!
That graph, the most beautiful graph anyone has ever seen, I have the highest numbers and look, see here, isn't that amazing... above average.
Another hysterical roundup! I identify with the cats. That was me having to sit on the hump between brothers in the backseat of our family station wagon!😂
I absolutely refuse to click on any Twitter/X links (won't give Musk the website traffic), but I'm glad to support you financially here!
Me too, I really want to watch the pandas play but I refuse to give ego traffic of any sort, it looks like a bird shit on his logo!!
SAME!! 👏
Cracker Whacker—I’m LMAO!! Thanks Jay for the great roundup!
Go mow your mom wins the internet, but the pandas are a close second.
Thanks again for making my Saturday morning bring tears to my eyes 😂🤣
This was more delightful than I could ever have imagine a Substack being. I am now your true devotee. You are doing wondrous things with words.