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Diversity means they're not all exactly the same age, height, or weight. Small variations from perfection are acceptable.

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Perhaps they are all allowed to tailor their white hood and robes differently and this makes them quite diverse.

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Good point!

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I was also enjoying, in an eat-the-rich moment, that depositors of SVB were made whole and that investors got the gut punch--as it's usually the other way around.

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There is a photo floating around social media now.

" Everything I don't like is Woke. A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS "

The photo shows a young fellow - 17 or so, standing with the hood of his car's engine compartment open, he is pointing at the engine " This engine is woke"

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I shared that on FB

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I saw that and was quite amused.

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I’m just wondering if anyone else was chuckling at the name of the “racism free” school district; Wight. As an educator, I would pronounce it as “white”. Oh the irony!

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Love my Saturday giggles. Poor Zach. Lol I saw a tweet from Adam Kinsinger saying trump's indictment isn't a reason for celebration, but a sad day for America. I beg to differ. Someone posted the parade scene from Ferris Bueller's Day off to show what might happen after the indictment. No doubt. Of course trump is calling for " protests," and we all know what that means...January 6th, the sequel. Going to be an interesting week.

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Thanks. Now I've got "Goody Two-Shoes" running through my stupid head.

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These keep getting better! Thanks Jay. If anyone has not watched the Bethany Mandel bit of woke ignorance you have to take the time to watch; it is a hoot! I thought that was great until I read about Boebert's kid being a baby daddy! And then, much as I despise him, I kind of feel bad for Ben Shapiro. It has to be difficult being a grown man with a voice like Smurfette; No wonder he is so angry and hate filled.

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Thank you! I wondered where I had heard that voice before!

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Blame Biden for the national champagne shortage. Good one! 🤣

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as a fan - zero moments to "get it" ;) Zach took a minute though - hmmmm

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Me too. Perhaps because we try to see the best in people rather than look for the ugly?

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Harkening back to memories from the younger web...

www.therapistfinder.com

www.powergenitalia.com

Those were some good days. ;-)

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Excellent collection! 😁😁 I’ll be chuckling all day. Love the “blame Biden for champagne shortage!” Especially since I had a friend text me “is it too soon to open the champagne?” just this morning. 😂😂

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How is that the German-American Billionaire Peter Thiel can make a withdrawal of $50 million from SVB 1 day before collapse. When Chase will only allow me to withdraw only $25,000 in a day😳

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Thanks for my morning tidbits.

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The WJS covers financial news, right? You’d think they could do basic math. I counted 8 women out of 24, so 33%, not 45%. Just saying.

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Waiting for someone to make a perp-walk version of "Let's Do the Time Warp Again!"

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Maybe Randy Rainbow is up to the task! 🌈

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George Takei points out Special Prosecutor Jack Smith's recent migration from the ICC as a gotcha moment. Maybe quite the opposite. The ICC didn't indict *putin til weeks after Smith left. Let's hope *trump's arrest won't also require Jack's departure.

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